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by Seyasoya

by Seyasoya

I need a Queen joke! Quick!

One sunny Sunday, Brian May went out of his house to jog. Then, a random girl went up to him. She didn't know who Brian was.

"I like your hair. Sooooo bushy," she told the lanky man. Then she started playing with it.

"..." ("...")

Well, I'm not good at jokes, am I?

This next one... I'm trying not to insult Freddie.

You know why Freddie Mercury is a rabbit?

Because he's got some fab teeth there.

RMT&BHM: Knock knock!

You: Who's there?

Maylor!

Maylor who?

(Immediate kissing scene.)

Oh God...