Nintendo Pick-up Lines

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Why do I make so many jokes?!? I cray. Yep, I'm cray.

Anyway. Now I'm bringing you Nintendo Pick-up Lines! Yay?

Person 1: Why are you so happy?

Person 2: Because aren't you glad Mario's not a painting anymore?

Person 1: Okay...

(Hybrid)
...will you still feed me, when I'm N64?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Year of.

Year of who?

Year of Luigi, silly!

So Link thinks I'm like Peach? I show you, Spirit Tracks! (lol)

Bidoof, go!
After 9000+ Lvl. 1 Bidoofs
I lost... Payed P1

In honor of Satoru Iwatani
RIP
We will all love you and your company.

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