Most Random Book Ever.

The Rumours

(May possibly involve McLennon and Starrison.)

"Bye, Batman!" Robin winked the superhero.

"Bye Robin. Take care and see you t'morrow!" he replied back.

Robin (Batman's sidekick) was walking in his yellow and red shirt and black slacks to his house. But he caught eye of some four people that just got mobbed by fans.

You may/not know who they are.

"Hey! You guys! Get away from 'em!" he shooed the fans.

He wanted to meet the one and only Beatles.

"Hey! Um, hi. I'm Robin. Thought I could save your lives," he shyly greeted the four mates.

"Hey! I'm John. This is Paul, George an' Ringo. You should probably recognize us. But if not, we're-" John was cut off.

"- the Beatles! Of course. So do ya remember February 19?"

"Yeah. I remember walking past a building to go somwhere, then I 'erd voices from above," Ringo recalled.

"Thought it sounded like ya and a grown-up man," Paul followed up.

"Yeah, it was me and Batman."

"Batman? I've heard of 'im quite a few times," John exclaimed slightly.

"Yes. Him. And well, I'm his sidekick."

"You're really fortunate to be a sidekick of a sup'rhero," George said.

"I heard from above some things about Paul being dead," John explained.

Paul blushed but suddenly made a stern face.

"How did it go again?" Ringo questioned Robin.

"So it went like, "Here they come!" says Batman. He follows up, "One of them is dead, but which one?" And I answer, "The clue is on the album cover!" while I hold the back side of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Ooh, quite a mouthful."

"Exactly!" Paul angrily exclaimed, "but THIS is still me."

"Whoa. Easy there, luv. Don't wanna get too pissed on a little child," John tried to calm him down.

"Yeah," Ringo agreed.

"Alright. But I warn ya, I do get pissed when people think it."

"Sorry Paul," Robin apologized.

"Accepted."

"Guys, sorry, but we better meet Eppy quick or he'll turn into a hot air balloon!" George reminded.

"Um, guys, m-may I have your autographs?"

"Sure. No need to sttuter," Ringo said.

They signed one of their later albums, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

"Thank you so much guys!"

"No prob. Let's get goin'!" John exclaimed.

All but George ran.

"Robin, I put there me number. Let's talk and be friends. Hope Ritchie doesn't butt in," the Quiet Beatle tells him.

"Thanks!!!"

"By the way, John and Paul are dating, and me and Ringo. Shhhh."

"Okay. I'll keep it a secret to everybody," he promised.

"Come on, Joj!"

"Ringo's calling. Bye!"

"Bye, guys!" Robin exclaimed. Today was probably the best day of his life.