QAD

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QAD  is a disorder also simply known as Queen Addiction Disorder. This is when a person is overaddicted to the legendary rock band, Queen. Here are some symptoms.

1. He listens to Queen in the car EVERYDAY.
2. He likes the movie/s Flash Gordon and Highlander.
3. He thinks that John Deacon is SOOO  neglected and should be back on the band.
4. He owns at least 2 vinyl records at home and plays them on a daily basis.
5. He sings along the opera part of Bohemian Rhapsody as much as he can, though he can never reach the B flat (if you know what I mean).
6.  He thinks that "A Night At The Opera" rocks and "Hot Space" sucks (execpt Under Pressure).
7. He had a dream being with Queen once, at least once.
8. He annoys his classmates by talking about Queen everyday, so much that it's a trend in the classroom...
9. He hates (most of) songs today.
10. He wishes Farrokh Bulsara was still alive today...

This also applies to a girl.
If you are like at least 6 of these symptoms, you have QAD.

Treatment:
1. Annoy yourself with a song from Queen. Then you'll stop listening  them.

2. Listen to pop more.

This is actually like a steroetype hardcore Queenie.

I'm doooone.

The REAL Bye!
Seyasoya.

P.S. I have QAD.

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