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A Little Story

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Once, in the land of Rhye lived a girl named Linda. She was a college student, and she had a dear friend named Paul and in their freetime, they would eat together in the cafeteria, help each other in schoolwork and be like true friends, really.

And a bully. Of course, her name was Yoko. She'd often pick on Linda ad Paul, knowing they had skinny love.

And unfortunately, she did many things that made them feel upset. Like this one when they were freshmen.

"...you suck, Yoko!" Linda threw her bag on the floor.

"Oh yeah?!? Get out of my way, idiota. No one loves you. Not even your friend," Yoko pushed her out of her sight.

They both freezed in anger.

...

Yoko was sitting in class, waiting for the time to end, watching the innocent first graders go home and...

An idea occurred. Oh, how she wished she didn't forget this.

Being near the corner was an advantage because your teacher can't hear you when you talk. So she whispered something in her friend, John's ear.

"John! I've got the perfect idea for dissolving Linda & Paul's stupid relationship!" she whispered.

"What is it, Yoko," he replied, somewhat annoyingly.

"I'll abduct Linda's precious Paul so she can't find him anymore, and you know what happens during a long-distance relationship. Where? Over the portal."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do you think that's too mean? You've been bullying on them too much recently," he reasoned out.

"No! I've been planning something like this for the longest time and you try to hinder me from doing this?!? Hmmm?!?"

"Ugh," he sighed, " Fine. I guess..."

"Yoko always get what she wants," he whispered to himself.

So the next normal morning, when Paul and Linda were retreating to that same spot in the school garden, Yoko and her John were hiding behind a bush. John even didn't want to go, but she somehow persuaded him to join the abduction.

"Hey, um, Paul, can I grab my lunch? I'll be lightning quick."

"Sure! I'll wait," Paul cheerily said.

Linda left her stuff on the grass and was gonna get her lunch. But little did he know, a certain person was sneaking towards him.

"I've been waiting and wanting to do this forever!" she whispered, cracking an evil smile. She counted to 3 and then grabbed the armpits of Paul and he felt a shock of surprise and fear. Realizing it was Yoko all along, he began shaking it up and shouting, to no avail with the strength of Yoko. She was dragging him slowly, covering his mouth with her hands.

 John had already left the scene, because he feared that him and Yoko will be discovered, yet the little b***h and Paul didn't even notice.

"Don't even dare speak a word, puny mad man," Yoko covered his lips with her cold, heartless hand. Paul tried speaking, but no no avail.

Soon, Linda returned to the garden with her vegan lunch, but Paul was nowhere man to be found. "Paulie? Where are you Paul?" she began worrying. Macca had to stand the torture of watching her call out his name.

And that's when Yoko started dragging him towards a portal of hellish mess. Hey, she was barely a student at college.

"Paul? James Paul McCartney?!?" she continued calling out his name.

Yoko was slowly dragging him towards the gloomy portal, and that's when she mistakenly removed her hand from his lips. "Linda Eastman!" he shouted out loud.

It was Paul's voice! She heard it, and there he was. Yoko by then sped up as a distant Linda was chasing after her.

"Stupid brat! You'll never get away with this!" 

"As if, Linda. I'm not enrolled in anymore, so I do what I want."

"Not this time!" her anger was clearly shown.

Paul struggled to break free from the clutches of Yoko's, but she was much stronger. "Help!"

"Comin' mate!"

But it was toooo late.

Yoko had already stepped in the portal with Paul before she reached him. "Goodbye, dirthead!" she said, and the damn portal was shut.

Linda couldn't help but cry. She was on the brink from saving Paul, but she just barely missed it. She wept, especially when gathering his stuff. And so she ate her lunch alone. Regret, sorrow, revenge, fear, all kinds of emotions swept at her.

She sadly checked the watch, and it was time to go.