Hotline Calls || Bokuaka

chapter 9

Akaashi just had woken up from a nap, Kenma had just finished streaming

"Hey kens"

"Hey. The chicken dude donated me money again. Who is he??"

"Chicken ball guy? Imagine if it was Ku-"

"Akaashi no."

"Sorry..."

"Oh while you were asleep Oikawa invited us over to his place to drink and smoke. I said yes"

"Mkay. What time"

"Like in an hour. I was about to wake you up"

"I'll get ready now. AND you should too"

"Mhm"

Akaashi went to his room and received a message

User420: hi :))

Keishi: hi :p

User420: whens our next call

Keishi: im hanging out with friends tonight :/ we can call tom

User420: sure sure <3 

Keishi: im gonna get ready but i literally have nothing to wear LMAOO

User420: whats ur paypal

Keishi: huh?

User420: gimme ur paypal 

Keishi: XXXXX

User420: sent you 42k yen (397 usd) take yourself shopping ;)

Keishi: thank u sm i cant accept this ill refund it

User420: ill decline the refund

Keishi: that is so much money :( 

User420: it isnt for me. please keep it i beg :d

Keishi: okay..thank u sm

User420: i gotta go to a meeting princess gtg

Keishi: have fun(?)

Akaashi laughed then got changed

He walked out and Kenma was already ready

"That fast"

"Yeah unlike you" Kenma smiled

"Let's go?"

"Sure"

They walked out of their apartment and went to the university dorms

The two took awhile searching for Oikawa's and Iwazumi's dorm

"Ring the doorbell"

"No you do it"

"No you do i-"

"Hellloooo" Oikawa opened the door with his over-the-top outfit "Hi bitches. Let's drink"

They walked into their dorm. It was really spacious and nicely decorated.

"Did you eat yet??"

"Nope"

"No"

"Perfect I made pasta!!"

"Hi babes" Suga hugged them

"Hey" Iwazumi smiled

The two ate while the others drank and Iwazumi smoked

"Guyss I'm so boredd"

"Same!!"

"KENS KASHI ARE YOU GUYS DONE DRINK WITH USS"

"Yeah we are"

"Pass the shots!!"

Oikawa filled the shot glasses with vodka 

"Chaser?" Kenma asked

"Pussy" Iwazumi laughed

"At least I won't have lung cancer" as Kenma took a shot without drinking his chaser

"Ah since Kenma went I'll go" Akaashi took a shot as well then drank it with coke

The four friends drank and drank until they were drunk

"I wish you were gay so we could make out"

"I'm gay"

"Iwa kiss me!"

"No you kiss meee" Iwazumi pouted

"Guys should Akaashi and I call our old volleyball partners from highschool that we may or may not have been in love with"

"YES" Suga shouted

"HERES MY PHONE" Akaashi gave Kenma his phone "CALL KUROO FIRST"

"AKAASHI HERE IS MY PHONE CALL BOKUTO!!" Kenma gave his phone to Akaashi

"Fucking hate that motherfucker" Kenma sighed as he dialed his phone

It rung a few times

"Hello?"

"HELLO YOU UGLY PEICE OF SHIT LEARN HOW TO FIX YOUR UGLY ASS HAIR FUCKING ASSHOLE" Kenma ended the call

Everyone burst out laughing

"ITS YOUR TURN"

"Here goes nothing" Akaashi called Bokuto

No answer

He called again

No answer

He called on last time

"Hello? I am at a meeting right now? Who are you and why do you-"

"HELLO FUCK YOU I HOPE YOUR NEXT MATCH GOES TO SHIT YOUR HAIR COLOUR IS SO UGLY FOR WHAT" Akaashi ended the call

"PLEASEE I WONDER WHAT THEIR REACTIONS WOULD BE LIKE"

"THEY DESEVRE IT"

"If I see them they're on sight"

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a/n

i want food and boba rn :<