OC/Arts Book 5!

Mystics Being Dumb

The main Mystics just being dumbasses-

Featuring side characters-

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Xena: Hey, Ly, can you help me translate this real quick? Forgive me if I say this wrong.

Ly: Okay. *Thumbs-up*

Xena: um- "Jag vill dö."

Ly: ...eh?- I only heard Jag what else-

Xena: "Jag vill dö."

Ly: *Bluescreens*

Herc: Jag what?-

Ly: ...X, that means "I want dirt."

Xena: ... *pronouncing it correctly* Jag vill dö.

Ly: OH- *pfthA-"

Herc, confused: huh?? What does that mean- I dunno-

Ly, casually: "I want to die"-

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Zeliah: So, what is it you want from me?

Xena: The phantom membranes.

Zeliah: And what do I get out of it?

Xena: Well...I can give you like- gold, jewels, some new weapons? What exactly do you want?

Zeliah: ...I want you to scream. Like, really, REALLY high-pitched. At the top of your lungs.

Xena, with no hesitation: *Inhale* AAAAAAAAA-

(Video for reference-

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Xena, on the radio: UH- GUYS-

Dana: Yo.

Xena: LYNETTE'S D E A D -

Dana: oh- wait- lY'S DEAD?!-

Xena, violently kicking at the door: OPEN THE F*CKING FRONT DOOR I'M NOT NEXT-

Dana: *Opens the door* Uh- okay-

Xena: *ZYOOMS out at top speed, before promptly hitting the ground facefirst-* uh- Ly's dead- er- she got her- f*cked her up-

Dana: oof-

(Video:

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-Minecraft-

Zeliah: You know, I really like your skin.

Dusty, smiling: You do?

Zeliah: Yeah, I do. I really like your skin, Dust...

Dusty, suddenly realizing she's probably about to get murdered: Wh- n- now hold on-! Hold on it's not tHAt good-

Zeliah: No, no, it's lovely! The colors of it-

Dusty: Wh- what about that one? Over there? *Points out the window*

Zeliah, turning to look: What...? What skin?

Dusty: *Whips around, bolting out the door and running away at top speed-*