OC/Arts Book 5!

Quotes Out Of Context

Just some crap my OCs have said taken out of context-

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Mio: *Walks in* Wait wha- JESUS-

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Mako, bleeding out from the stomach: You may say "I really wanna know"- yOU REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW-

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Luther: Someone's gonna kill you eventually and it might as well be someone you know.

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Bandit: Ma'am, I'm stealing a pigeon, we have very different priorities.

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Walking Dead! Etsuko: Saints are like vampires, you gotta chop off the head to be sure-

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Bronwyn: Here's your cherry and your bird and your tennis ball, you're Jesus, congrats-

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Shads: You can tell it's gonna be a good day because I'm already talking really fast-

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Bandit: Because the dog isn't actually a dog, it's another god in disguise and he just pops out like in Alien-

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Gemma: He's just more interesting to read about than frickin' Julius Caesar and his frickin' Gaulic Wars!-

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Cristoff: And my sister resurrects but not in a zombie way, she just pops up like, "I'M B A C K -"

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DR! Nightshadow: Anyways, the gunpowder plot was discovered- I dunno, maybe someone looked in the basement and said, "Wow, that's a surprising amount of gunpowder in there!"-

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Bandit: I did something really stupid...

Luther: Bandit, give yourself some credit, you do something stupid every day-

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*LOUD CRASH*

DR! Bird in the next room: I'm having a pROBLEM-

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Dana: I need a KNIFE- oh Dusty you did your hair it looks really nice- K N I F E -

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Diesel in art class: I brought this piece today because it's the only piece my mom likes-

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Dana as an archaeology teacher: We don't all dress like Lara Croft. I tried once and my colleagues yelled at me-

Also Dana: Actually I take back what I said about us not dressing like Lara Croft because Lewis Binford here is...wearing nothing but short-shorts and a cowboy hat. Take notes for an academic Halloween costume!-

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Teacher! Lynette: I'm not going to apologize for having this class at 6AM because you paid for it and it's your fault.

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Xena: Sometimes you find dead bodies when you don't really expect it and you just have to deal with it-

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Bela: Hey guys? Would you think less of me if I told you I took a bite out of a post-it note thinking it was a potato chip?-

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Human! Mngwa, kinda dancing: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I commit, fed-er-al crimes!-