Bumpy Roads

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Emily's Documentary

November 24, 2006

Okay guys I have teaaaa! Well it's sad and exciting at the same time, but of course I'm rambling so let me get on with things. So here's the sad news first. I went to the cafe to talk to Apollo, like I said I was going to, but guess who was there. JJ. So we got into a little conversation along with Apollo while they were on their break, and turns out JJ and Will are dating. It hurts but I'll get over it.

Second thing I came home after getting my coffee, and JJ called me telling me she found Sergio at her house. I also found something else out today JJ and I love fairly close to one another. Anyways, me being the clumsy person I am spilt it all over myself and when I went to go put it in the washer when my doorbell rings. Who is standing there you ask, Jennifer Jareau. So without thinking "Emily you don't even have a shirt on," I opened the door.

I cant tell if she was checking me out or not I think I was just imaging what I wish would've happened but I can't be for sure. Then something weird happened we made eye contact for a little bit and it was like our souls were combing with one another to form one, like we were becoming apart of each other. Now I am at no means at all religious or have spiritual beliefs, but that was some weird shit.

Honestly I'm happy for JJ that she found a guy she liked, I mean I know he isn't me which kinda sucks, but at least she's happy. Knowing she's happy makes me happy. Oh god if Apollo could see my quote on quote "heart eyes" from a mile away, then what does the team see? I mean they are all profilers. I'm most definitely gonna expose myself to someone eventually.

Other than todays...umm interesting events nothing really special happened. OH a new season of "Psych" just came out. I love that show, I mean people think it's weird seeing as I see most of that stuff on a daily basis because of my job, but it just fascinated me I don't even know why.

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Ouu notification from Instagram....WOAH who is this? Elle Greenaway? Why does that sound so familiar? Elle? Elle? WAIT! Isn't she the agent I replaced? Hang on lemme do a little investigating.
Oh yea it is. She's hot. I-how did she get my socials though? Oh she probably just found out the name of the agent who replaced her and did a little investigating of herself.

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Umm I just got a message from her...should I open it? Is it a threat? Will she kill me? Nahh lemme see what it is.

"Hi Emily it's not to meet you I've heard great things about you from Penelope don't worry I don't carry grudges I was actually looking forward to leaving the BAU it was just a lot of pressure. Anyways I wanted to ask you assuming Penelope or JJ didn't already if you would like to join us for a little girls day hot tub party. It would be so much more fun with a fourth girl. You don't have to accept but it would be amazing if you did! Xoxo." 

Wow she actually seems...nice? I was assuming she had some sort of huge vendetta against me and wanted my head on a platter. That seems a little extreme though. I guess I'll go to this hot tub party I mean JJ and Penelope are going to be there so what's the harm? Geez I'm acting like it's some sort of trap and she's gonna actually kill me. Maybe I should take a break from Psych for a little bit and stick to something more humbling like Miraculous Lady Bug *chuckle*.

But just to be safe I'm going to text JJ and Penelope about it.

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Well that was qu-

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Wow they respond to texts really fast. So let's see Penelope said..

"Yea I hope you come it's going to be super fun! You'll like Elle she gives off main character vibes mainly cause she is one!"

I love Pen she's always so energetic and excited about everything, even if it's something small. Now let's see what JJ says.

"Yea she invited me, but I don't know if I'm going, Will might be staying here again tonight and I want to spend time with him."

Ughh that's totally not fair blowing off your friends to go hang out with a...guy?! Who does that? Oh right straight people. *giggle* let's see what's should I reply?

"Aww okay I was just wondering, you know wanted to make sure she wasn't going to kill me lol. Hopefully you can make it though, Penelope said it was going to be super fun."

There that should do now let's see-

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JESUS! What does this girl do live on her phone? She's worse than Penelope!

"You know what I might actually go, I can't resist hanging out with my favorite ladies."

Why can't I be your only favorite lady, why do there have to be others getting in the way-you see this is how an unsub forms. Get ahold of yourself Emily for crying out loud. It's scary to think, that some people have such a strong lust for a specific person sometimes that they will do anything to have them, including kill people. I promise I'm not that crazy.

"Meow"

Well hey there Serg glad you came to join us. How was your little adventure?

"Meow"

Ughh as much as I wanna be mad at you right now you are too adorable! But you are grounded, so no seeing that female cat from room 304.

"Meow"

I'm sorry but this is the only way you'll learn. You're lucky I'm not taking your catnip privileges away for a month. Hey don't walk away from me when I'm talking to yo-and he's gone.

Well whoever's watching this is anyone even is, it is getting pretty late so I think I shall bid you a due until next time! Byeeee!

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