KATAOW X Reader

The Astronomers in Turtlenecks

Y'all should already know what to do

Happy BLACK HISTORY MONTH, my favorite month as a black person, I just wish it wasn't the shortest month of the year. This is most likely the last chapter of the month not sure yet, I might put out the next chapter tomorrow we'll see, this is a full chapter

4,230 words y'all

Opening scene: A small street which our heroes walk upon and Kipo playing the "Where we going/Are we there yet?" Kid and Benson getting annoyed since they are meant to enjoy the journey

Benson:SO CAN Y'ALL NIGGAS SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE JOURNEY!

I felt like I had to, not sure why, I just felt like I had to

Everyone:(Surprised faces)
Y/N:(shocked) Damn
Benson:(Sighs)Sorry we haven't eaten in a while and my blood sugar is crashing
Dave:See this is why I don't have blood
Y/N:Actually you not having blood may be due to either some weird scientific anomaly when mutes first started to rise, or the fact that your a cartoon character
Dave:(worried and confused) What?
Y/N:What?

Don't worry he don't know

Kipo's bored so she goes back to questioning everything "So this Scarlamagne, what does he want with my people anyway?" Wolf answers (or lacks them) "Who knows, if he's using mind control on a mega mute I guess he could try to use it on them" Dave being the (not so smart or funny) joker he is says this "I heard he IS a mega mute, and he uses mind control to make people walk right into his mouth" scaring Kipo "WHAT?! I don't want my dad to walk into a mouth!" Y/N then pipes up "Relax Kipo, no one's walking into anyone's mouths, nah see the anus is what you should be worrying about, that's what he might make them walk into" this scares Kipo more "(Audible gasp) EVEN WORSE!" "Aha we're here" says Benson who walks into a bunch of bushes, the rest follow

They have now entered the store of

"Conven-yen-che, I believe it's Italian for snacks" says Benson in a mysterious manner then Y/N states "Well you believe wrong because it's English and is pronounced convenience, it's a convenience store, however you were about the snacks part" "The point is it's snack time" Benson says before realizing... there are no snacks

Cue sad hungry negro hours I would use the actual word but this is still a kid's show

Kipo tries to cheer him up "It's OK Benson" "IS IT?!"
"It isn't/It ain't" say Wolf and Y/N respectively (or lack there of) Wolf continues "Do you even have a plan, because this clearly isn't helping anybody" Y/N pipes up "It helped Mandu not even a minute ago, out here snagging chips" Benson thinks he isn't trusted by Wolf (Who is?) "Fine you don't trust me?" He goes up to a picture of "The old observatory. It's got a giant telescope that can see the whole city. If your people are out there we'll spot em" "Ooh Big Brain Benson in the Building!" shouts Y/N who gives him dap, but the moment is interrupted by Wolf "We are not going near that place." "What? Why?" asks Kipo "Benson why don't you tell her?" "Well uh technically it's-" "It's Newton Wolf territory, which isn't exactly a problem, they're astronomers" "They're dangerous!" Shouts Wolf "Wolves are predators, every one of them" Dave then remarks "Yikes. Looks like someone's still mad at the wolf she's wearing" Y/N is already tired of the conversation and walks up to Wolf and crouches in front of her "OK true Wolves do have a predatorial history, but so do most other animals, including humans. If I know anything about you Wolf, which isn't that much but should still serve to prove a point, it's that your basically a combination of the two. You're racist against mutes, but you seem to have a massive grudge against Wolves most of all, not only that but your also a warrior, and I too am a warrior, hell Dave could become a warrior if he masters his final form" this irks Dave "Who says I haven't already mastered it?" "Your history Dave" Y/N barks back shutting Dave up, before looking down and continuing "You say the Newton Wolves are dangerous" Y/N looks up at Wolf to reveal red eyes "...But so are we" this scares Wolf and makes her step back Y/N then states "Besides Kipo's gonna just basically beg we do it anyway so we might as well get it over with" Wolf thinks about it and ultimately agrees