KATAOW X Reader

Real Cats Wear Plaid

We open the scene... right where we left off

Kipo:Uh... guys... more mutes. Are these ones friendly or unfriendly?

Wolf:There's an entire army of them, packing axes, what do you think?

Kipo:Unfriendly... got it

Y/N:Woah, those are the Timbercats. I've heard about them
Wolf:Heard of, or made enemies with?
Y/N:Heard of. And seen once but I don't really go near them

The cat in front raises his axe

Y/N:So we get to go back to house hunting, and beat up some pussy? (Takes out both swords) That's a big bet!
Benson:The things you say sometimes worry me to no end

The cats charge, which scares Dave "Oh man oh man, not the Timbercats, cats eat bugs." Kipo looks at him before saying "Dave your flying! Fly us out of here" he tries to do so (Keyword:tries), Super Dave becomes Elder Dave, who dies immediately and goes into his cocoon state, to which Benson explains is due to "performance anxiety"

Y/N:So we stay and fight, cool
Wolf:Not cool, Lesson 7 of the surface:Know when to run

They all start running, although Y/N had to be basically dragged, and they all hid behind some rubble, while the cats just search for what stole their "Sacred Scratching Tree", which turns into mourning for "Yumyan Hammerpaw"

Our onlooking main characters talk about this "Guys I think the mega mute they're looking for is the same one who destroyed my city. What if my people didn't get away... what if it took them?" Kipo says worriedly but continues "We should team up with these cats to find it, we have a common enemy"

Wolf quickly tries to dismiss the thought "Oh Kipo, Humans and mutes don't mix" before she says anymore Y/N questions "Explain me,Benson and Dave then, or Kipo and Mandu"  Wolf retorts "Mandu's harmless, and Dave is useless" but Y/N counters "What about Super Dave, he's actually a decent fighter, Benson and I should know" "It's true" Benson confirms, this shuts Wolf up... and they all realize Kipo's gone to talk to the Timbercats... who put them all in a littercage "I tried" Kipo says

Inside the litter infested cage (I wish that was a joke) the main cast converses "Something tells me this isn't the kind of sand you find at the beach" Benson says grabbing some of the "sand" Y/N then says "Then why are you touching it?" To which Benson thinks for a moment and wipes his hands on the cage then Dave respawns and starts eating it with Benson trying to stop him

Wolf:If you had listened to me we would've gotten away
Kipo:Clearly, the cats need some time to warm up to the idea of working with humans

She says that but gets scratched at "Maybe a lot of time. But I will win them over" "Good luck with that hopeful" Y/N snarks then Wolf says "I don't. Work. With mutes." Dave hits puberty to which Benson says "I tell you these years go by so fast"

They then enter Timbercat Village and are released in front of what was the scratching tree "It looks like it's... um, how do I say it, uh, not much of a tree anymore" Benson says to which one cat says it's "sacred to our very way of life" then another cat points out the cat on Benson's sweater "Oh this old rag? It's from a very long time ago when humans use to keep cats as, uh..." "As a religion, I learned that millennia ago there was this cat like god from an ancient civilization, some of said deity's followers wore such clothing to honor him." Y/N says some what lying about the Legend of Anubis, but the cats are oblivious to the lie and let it slide, and Benson thanks his amazing lier of a friend

Dave then grows back up "Aw Yeah. I'm back in fighting shape... Aw man I just remembered we got caught" afterwards the cats start a discussion on whether to eat the cast or batting them between their claws till they get bored. This discussion then turns into a "CATERBRAWL" one cat screams at the top of his lungs before tackling Molly Yarnchopper, starting said brawl