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Twin Beaks PT 2

We back at last back at last and I would make rhymes but this ain't a poem nor the start of a rap career so here we go

So... where'd we leave off last time?
Benson:That's what happened to the DJ?!

Right thank you

The Racoons are repairing the whole in their roof while the main cast discuss battle plan

Kipo:Wolf I know your gonna object but we have to help these raccoons!
Wolf:Yeah I agree
Y/N:Oh wow just like that?
Wolf:Yep
Kipo:Does that mean you've-
Wolf:No. It means we can't find that lunch box if a giant bird could eat us at any moment
Y/N:Always gotta make the situation uncomfortable don't ya?
Wolf:Like you don't do that constantly
Y/N:See but when I do it it's funny, but when you do it it's depressing and you gotta be a stubborn prick about it
Kipo:Guys can we not do this now?

After that Wolf gives a speech to the raccoons that's more inspiring then expect... that don't mean it work tho

Benson:Guess it's just us
Y/N:Nothing new there

Y/N walks up to the group of Raccoons "So where can we find this overgrown cock joke?" Tongue Depressor speaks up first "Legend has it that you must-" Y/N holds him by the throat and slaps him to the ground "Skipper would be proud" they thought before grabbing him again "I don't want none of that "hippie tryna give weed induced wisdom" nonsense, I'm not the psychedelic type, I am however a bit insane so imma ask again" Y/N slaps Tongue Depressor to the ground again before walking up the stage about to verbally let off some steam "LISTEN UP YOU BUNCHA REJECTED RIGBIES!" They scream at the top of their lungs gaining everyone's attention "All you steroid addicted, low hygiened, probably Weed eating pussies make me SICK! You have a Monster threatening to drive ALL of you into extinction, and instead of putting your steroids to good use, You just cower and runaway with your tails Literally between your legs?! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!"

All the raccoons look at Y/N scared before bringing their heads down in shame the angry teen speaks again "Now I just slapped the hippie of your clan, I half expected him to hit me back but he didn't! I might as well slaughter you all now since you ALL WANT to be bitches! But I won't because me and my friends need to know where to find Big Bird an-" "BEAK BEAK!" A raccoon interrupts earning an immediate glare and a kunai thrown in his foot causing him to scream in agony "DON'T F**KIN INTERRUPT ME!" Y/N shouts before continuing "Either you worthless air takers tell me where the pigeon is, or said pigeon will be THE. LEAST. Of your worries!!"

Safe to say the raccoons didn't have only sweatin their leotards after that (Stop it)

Now the cast are making their way across a building only to find

Dave:A fat bird on a wire
Y/N: That's one way to describe it

Beak Beak drops a car mirror which shines light on its eye, which the bird immediately tries to attack

Wolf smirks as soon as she sees this indicating she has a plan "But we're going to need those raccoons" she says Benson realizes what she means "Because if we can't convince them..." Y/N follows up "Then we can force them to do it against their will" earning weird looks from everyone "I was gonna say trick them" says Benson Y/N looks at him "Same difference"

Everything goes the same as in canon except Y/N's with Dave because Kipo went with Wolf and they didn't want to go with Benson to see TD

You know what happens next the girls lead the team of sparkle weights with Beak Beak on their asses, Benson and TD tie their handkerchief and, Y/N and Dave are with the buff ones who's names I don't remember

Y/N:Alright! Now let's if you can pull those hankies around this steak

They immediately attempt, also Dave fully goes Super but that ain't important, because he grows old immediately afterwards weirding out the raccoons in front of them "OH.....Oh that was weird" one of them says "You'll get used to it, assuming you survive" says Y/N casually and then the hankies are on the steak Benson then comes down to secure with rope... I think after that they hide and give the signal with the sparkle weights leading Beak Beak to where it's meant to be

While she's hiding behind a building Kipo spots the lunchbox, and immediately bolts for at impressive speeds before anyone realizes what happened, upon seeing that Y/N immediately goes to stop her ordering everyone else to stay put Kipo charges right at the pigeon mute dodging every time it brings its massive beak down upon her (Stop it), she then manages to grab the lunchbox and sees that her legs are now "all furry" and is then pushed out of the way of Beak Beak by Y/N who would be scolding her under a different circumstance "So it's your arms and your legs now? That sounds about right"

Dave gets eaten by Beak Beak after following the speedy teens Kipo screams but Y/N reassures her "Relax Kipo, not the first time Dave's been swallowed, so he has experience in turning people into spitters" they say before waving their eyebrows at the camera then Beak Beak coughs up Dave's cocoon which is caught by Wolf "NOW!" She shouts telling the Buff one to release the steak which they do with their bear hands, slingshotting the Biggest of Birds across the map causing all the raccoons to dance, cheer, and praise their heroes

And now the moment of truth, it's time to open the case "Cue the Legend of Zelda soundtrack" says Y/N Benson speaks up "On it" and plays the song that plays whenever Link opens a treasure chest (I don't know what it's called, so if y'all could tell me then maybe I'll edit this), Kipo opens the lunchbox to find "Oh snap 3-D glasses" says Y/N Kipo asks "What are they for?" "They were created for people to wear in order to watch 3-D movies, they turn said movies into optical illusions making it look like what happens in the movies jumps out the screen into the real world, I've always wanted to experience those" everyone looks at Y/N in shock Kipo is bewildered "(gasp) That sounds awesome" she says before looking up to the nose and climbs it

Upon climbing the nose she spots giant dogs playing in a nearby field "Such little cuties, I've always wanted to pet one" Wolf questions this "Little? They're 50 ft tall" Kipo then spots "The Second Clover. We found it!" She slides down to her friends Wolf speaks up "If your dad expects us to get in there, he's as crazy as you are" Y/N grabs her shoulders "You say that as if it's surprising, or a bad thing" Wolf looks at Y/N confused "Maybe he is crazy, but he's also a goddamn genius, and wise man once said Crazy=Genius" Benson pipes up "Did you just quote Panic at the Disco?" Y/N turns with a smirk "You bet your sweet bippy I did!" Y/N then turns to Wolf "So Jolene how do you feel about abandoning Kipo after this whole things over?" Everyone looks to Y/N in shock of what they said "Oh that's right that was your plan from the start wasn't it? Don't even know why I asked. I'm sure you can't wait to be rid of all of us huh?"

Wolf looks to them seriously "That's not true?" Y/N just stares blankly "Then why are you so dead set on doing it, that you'd rather quote unquote "lose Kipo" then face your fears and benefit yourself for once?" "Why do you care?" Asks Wolf. Y/N looks at them with an "Are you for real?" look before replying "Everyone here cares, Kipo's just the only one that shows it, but by refusing every opportunity she throws at you, you throw it back at her giving her less reasons to do so" Wolf is stunned but just looks away with a sad face

All is silent but then Wolf speaks "Burrows are stupid. But I guess if I'm with you guys, it could be fun" "So Jolene finally decided to grow a spine" Wolf looks at Y/N who smirks at the remark they made before stating "No promises though, if I hate it I'm leaving" Kipo hugs Wolf while Benson cheers and Y/N keeps the smirk but then Wolf spots it, the fur on Kipo's arm and takes the sleeve off showing it in full Kipo tries to explain her thought process throughout the entirety of the events since her birthday, how she's Part mute which shocks Wolf understandably and while Kipo's trying to comfort her she backs away, and then full on runs away Y/N shouts "Where are you going?!" she keeps running like she didn't hear and now Kipo is crying Benson makes the decision to get her back but Y/N immediately dismissed it "No" confusing the both of them "Don't bother, if she's gonna runaway from This after everything else that's happened, then she ain't worth it. She was gonna leave regardless, this was just earlier then intended" Benson however isn't having this so he gives Dave to Kipo and says "No I can get her back just watch" and with that he runs off

The fur on Kipo's arm dissipates "Great. Now it goes away" she then feels a set of arms wrap around her "It's gonna be alright, how about we just rest here, and later on we can go get Benson" suggest Y/N trying to cheer Kipo up then she speaks up"But what about-" Kipo was shushed by a finger to the mouth (stop it) Y/N then says "Not gonna lie I figured Wolf for a lost cause since the birthday incident, I only tried to get her to stay for your sake, but after this..." Y/N wipes the tears from Kipo's face "Look Kip-"

Suddenly Tongue Action

Jamack:(Evil Chuckle) Burrow girl

And with that this episode draws to a close, thanks for reading