KATAOW X Reader

Bloopers Take 1

The scene opens with clear blue skies the shining sun and a barren wasteland that was once a city suddenly sounds of rattling flood the area, at the same time a
young (Y/G) with (S/C) is seen sprinting through the destroyed town wearing a ninja like suit (more specifically a suit similar to what Ryan Reynolds wore in X-Men Origins cause why not) performing random acts of parkour and swinging on vines like Spider-Man (or Woman to depending on your gender, also because Spider-Woman exists anyway) until they come up to the area that starts it all and witness a pipe "barf a stream of water and give birth to a girl" "Wait what?"

Y/N:(Bursts out laughing) I'm sorry I'm sor- (continues laughing)
Kipo:(Giggles) It is kinda funny
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The wannabe ninja sits on top of the bridge waiting to see if the figure would move and... well if you watch the show, (if you haven't but you have Netflix I highly recommend you do so) you know what happens next
Kipo wakes up and does the hilariously exasperated wake up try to smell roses but cough up water thing, freaking out and such, proceeding to call for her father
Kipo:DAD CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
Y/N:He probably can't but every mute in the area might be able to
Kipo turns around in shock to find-
Kipo:A human on the surface! No way
Y/N looks at her in confusion wondering who she is, where she came from, and what happened to her
Y/N:I take it your not from around here?
Kipo:Not really in fact I shouldn't even be up here I need to find my way home, my Dad's probably worried sick
Y/N:Yeah I might be worried too if I had a kid

Everyone on set:Laughs

Kipo:(Giggles) That's not OK.
Y/N:Yeah having a kid wouldn't be OK for a lot of people

Everyone on set:Laughs harder

Tr3B04:(Chuckles) Ayo. OK Let-Let's do it again
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Kipo on the Surface Take 2

Y/N:I take it your not from around here
Kipo:No, in fact I shouldn't even be up here. I need to find my way home, my dad's probably worried sick
Y/N:Yeah I might be worried too if my kid pulled a Mario and rang a dinner bell afterwards
Kipo:(Giggles) Pulled.. a Mario?
Y/N:Yeah

Kipo:Is that in the script
Tr3B04:No but we're keepin' it
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Later while walking, and talking (because Kipo is friendly) through the ghost town that is Las Vistas Y/N spoke up "My hideout is this way we can get some supplies and on the way we might find you some better clothes"
Kipo stared in confusion "What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
Y/N:Well for one it screams "I'm from a burrow" and the more obvious that is the more dangerous it is for you
Kipo thought about this for a moment but then a sudden breeze with sounds of scurrying went off behind them, putting Y/N on guard unsheathing a sword from their back, cutting Kipo's ponytail

Kipo:Aaahhhhhh
Y/N:Oh my- Wow I am so sorry
Kipo:I thought that sword was fake
Tr3B04:It is, it can cut through anything that isn't skin
Y/N:That makes no sense
Tr3B04:Life makes no sense. OK don't worry I guess we'll just have to CGI the ponytail, or Kipo can use extensions
Kipo:Extensions work
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The scene reopens with Mandu in a net, in front of her a little girl wearing a wolf pelt
Little Wolf girl:Can you talk mute?
Mandu squeals and makes other little noises in response
Little wolf girl:I'm no barbarian, if a mute can talk it's not chow. All I need to hear is one little "yes"
Mandu:squeals again
In the car nearby hides one of our main characters who stares in amazement and possible horror
Kipo:A human?
In a bush outside hides the other main character
Y/N:A human that can hunt, impressive
LWG:Sorry, but a girl's gotta eat
Then in an effort to save Mandu Kipo bolts out of the car, "WAIT!" she says as she breaks the door down (which wasn't that hard I mean have you seen that thing)... and falls on her face... causing Wolf to laugh

Y/N:Um... I don't think Wolf is meant to laugh
Wolf:Shut up (keeps laughing) shut up
Tr3B04:OK y'all we'll be right back once Jolene stops laughing
Jolene:You wanted to laugh too
Tr3B04:Nah
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Meeting Wolf Take 2

Wolf:All I need to hear is one little "yes"
Someone on set:"OH YEAH!"

(For context)

Everyone bursts out laughing

Jolene:Can-(gasp) Can we not bring that back? (laughs)
Y/N:Kipo hit em with it!
Kipo:No!
Tr3B04:aight someone get the car fixed and let's go again

Kipo walked up to Y/N and whispered "oh yeah" causing Y/N to clutch their heart and fall to their knees which causes Kipo to chuckle lightly along with anyone who saw the exchange

Y/N:I didn't think you'd actually do it
Kipo:That's what makes it funny (pecks Y/N on the cheek)
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Wolf:All I need to hear is one little "yes"
Speakers on set:Yes in the form of Porn noises

Everyone laughs

Kipo:Guys come on, there's a child on set (chuckles)
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Spider-Dinner scene Take 1

Cut to Wolf, and Y/N eating spider-legs while Kipo talks about what happened during the "mute-quake"
Wolf and Y/N simultaneously:(gulps) Sounds like a Tuesday
Wolf:Listen, Kipo was it? Lesson 2 of the surface-Don't ever tell anyone that story it could be very dangerous if people know your from a burrow, and Lesson 3 of the surface- Up here you never pass up a meal
Y/N:That I taught her personally
Kipo:Oh yeah you should've seen how Y/N cooked this big bird plus they have their ow-(gets wacked by spider-leg up the side of her head) ow
Y/N:I warned ya now eat
Kipo then grabs and bites a spider-leg "Crispy on the outside, chewy in the center"

Someone on set:That's what he said

Tr3B04/Jolene/Kipo:Huh?!/What?/(Gasp)

Everyone else:Laughs

Y/N:Um, I don't think he should be saying stuff like that (chuckles)
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And that's that. Will be doing more of these just thought I'd throw this out there, I know it's short and I'm sorry for that but man's got other stuff to take care of

Also I got another project coming May 1st so be on the lookout for that