Beyond the Valley of Dogs

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Welcome back to another one of these

Last time Kipo and her friends managed to reach "The Valley of Dogs" and Kipo opened a van of tuna

Which brought the TimberCats to their location and Yumyan scarfed it down almost immediately as Molly Yarnchopper comments on the events over the past week

Molly:Scarlamagne's put a bounty on your heads, higher than the one the Mod Frogs put on that maniac (points to Y/N), you managed to take out 4 crews with explosive nectar, killing the leaders of each
Y/N:That was Jamack actually, but it was still awesome none the less
Molly:As impressive as that is it's not impressive enough for us to help you through that dog park
Yumyan:The one thing we absolutely cannot do. We are TimberCats which means we don't go near dogs. Ancient rivalry thing
Y/N:Rivalry and fear are two different things

Pierre walks up to Kipo who suggests borrowing him

Molly:Yeah that's fine
Yumyan:Um excuse me Molly, I am not loaning them Pierre

They then discuss, well more like Yumyan tries to discuss but Molly ultimately ignores and gives them Pierre much to Yumyan's dismay especially since he "just gave Pierre a bath" ironic as that sounds but yeah they have Pierre and they get moving

While on their way Dave tries to blow on a dandelion believing the superstition that they bring good luck all day (not the superstition I've heard but that ain't the point), as soon as he tries to blow the seeds off he gets Jokered by Y/N

"What do you mean by Jokered?" you may ask I basically mean what Joker did to one dude and almost did to Rachel in The Dark Knight (one of the best trilogies I've ever seen no 🧢)

He reverts to Baby Dave as a result and before he can cry he's giving a pacifier with everyone staring in shock "Don't look at me like that, I just stopped him from doing something stupid" says Y/N who starts sniffling "Oh no" says Benson in realization Wolf questions this "What's Oh no" instead of answering Benson searches his backpack for tissues Y/N tries to calm the situation "Relax Benson I'm f- I'm fiii..." Kipo looks back and realizes the problem "Allergies" before Y/N can sneeze however Benson covers their face with a tissue seemingly relaxing them I say seemingly because as soon as he removes the tissue

"ACHOOOOO!" Y/N sneezes blowing the nearby dandelion away and echoing through the field, a nearby dog nearly steps on them after noticing

Wolf:Your allergic to dandelions?!
Y/N:I didn't know we were going through these types of fields, I thought I kicked it

The dog stops... and sniffs the spot they stand in Dave starts getting sucked in but Mandu grabs him, and ends up getting sucked as well... pause, but Mandu is grabbed by Benson who has to get grabbed by Y/N who shouts to Kipo "Kipo! Get this flea moving!" Kipo obliges and the flea starts hopping through the grass while she talks

Kipo to Wolf:I'm so glad you came back! Can we take a quick moment to appreciate that?
Wolf:Can that moment be anytime but now?!
Kipo:OK fine, promise me we'll hug it out later
Wolf:We already hugged!
Kipo:Only once!
Wolf:OK FINE! Yes we will!

They then land on another dog and Pierre drinks from said dog

Dave:Dammit Pierre this is no time for a coffee break
"Oh SHIT!" Shouts Y/N as the previous dog's shadow flies above them but Pierre moves before they get bit and now they're flying through the air with two dogs chasing them

In front of them is yet another dog drinking from a puddle, which Kipo is charging concerning everyone behind her which Wolf acknowledges out loud "What the hell are you doing?!" Instead of answering Pierre just bounces off the dogs snout hopping over him as the first two dogs tackle the third all while the main cast make it to their location and once they land they get off Pierre... who immediately goes back to drink blood from the dogs

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