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Before Black History Months ends for the year, and since this was also the month of Valentines Day I've dry to give you one last hoorah, I loved what some people did with this episode so I was pretty excited to put my own spin on it, it's not what I initially intended but I think it works IDK let me know what y'all think

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With that I hope you enjoy this chapter

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Opening Scene:On top of the billboard that read 3.262 with our main cast trying to figure out the message

Kipo:In light years 3.262 is the length of a parsec
Wolf is immediately confused "A what-sec" "A parsec, it's an astronomical unit" explains Kipo then Y/N questions "Do you come from a major line of scientists or something?" "Probably" answers Kipo before she continues "It also happens to be my birthday; March 26 at 2:00 am for that reason it's his favorite number. And guess what today is" Y/N immediately perks up "Oh snap it's Kipo's B-Day and she spends up top! I can sense Ninja Turtles everywhere punching the air right now" they say earning a laugh from Kipo

Suddenly Benson has an idea (no music tho) "We should go out!" "Dude your asking her out now when you could've done it days ago?" says Y/N who gets pushed away "Point being, for a city where nothing's open ever there's surprisingly a lot to do here" "Like murder, smoke weed, maybe the occasional ra-" Benson covers their mouth before they say anything more "That's enough outta you" Kipo isn't as ecstatic as one would expect "Ugh I can't celebrate until we figure out this clue" "Bull!" Shouts Y/N who immediately rips the message to shreds "Now no one else can know this message, also there is no no here but your determination is something different" they say to Kipo confusing her "You have when the sun rises till the next sunset to figure it out, if you don't by then we saying screw it, and we'll just come back to it. Sound fair?" Kipo nods and immediately gets to work

Timeskip to nighttime

"Times up Kipo, now it's time to dip, I'll kidnap you if you refuse we can come back the answer might present itself later. I just realized I completely forgot to ask how old you turning now" Kipo looks back at them "13" "That's a big deal" gasps an awake Benson "I'm sure your dad wherever he is would want you to have fun on this day with or without him, so take a break" Y/N concurs "Hell yeah, you only become a teen once, let's get it!" Kipo thinks for a moment "I do love birthdays" she looks to Wolf "When's your birthday?" Wolf survey says "I don't know" Y/N speaks first "Dang so you never had a birthday party thrown for you, no cake no nothing" Wolf replies "I've never had cake what is cake?" This disturbs everyone "You don't know cake?!/You don't even cake?!" say a mortified looking Dave and Benson Kipo tries to remove the shock "OK that's not gonna fly. We might not be able to get any cake, but we are most definitely celebrating birthdays, mine, and the amount of years you missed Wolf!" Benson perks up "You know what that means" "You two need to get each other presents!" shouts Y/N who immediately grabs both Benson and Kipo and bolt off the tower "Meet back here when you find something!" they shout leaving Wolf with the mutes of the group, and she isn't happy about that. That fiasco goes like it does in canon

The others are wandering in a store finding a gift for Wolf "One man's trash is another man's treasure" as the saying goes
Benson:And we found ourselves a real treasure heap
Kipo is worried though "Be honest, do you think they'll be OK out there? My people. Because everywhere you go something's trying to capture you, or eat you, or step on you, or worse" Y/N speaks up "Your people have survived for this long, I'm sure they'll be fine, also back in time people actually considered getting step on to be quite... enjoyable" a weirded out Kipo asks "Why would people enjoy that?" "I don't know. All I know is that it was a major kink to some people" says Y/N with NO hesitation confusing Kipo further "What's a kink?" Benson is concerned about what might be said next and looks to both of them but Y/N just looks at Kipo and says "Your innocence... is freaking adorable, your a wholesome bean and more people like you were needed back in the 1700s" Kipo then blushes furiously Y/N then looks to Benson who's smirking then they realize what they just said and blush as well "Uuhhhh, Backk to treasure hunting" they say before bolting to another part of the store

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