Criminal | A Modern Day Narusasu

{ Chapter 8 }

This bitch is making me feel so unusual, 😕ugh, 😒 I have to stop ✋🏼🙄 Just get him out of this club already Sasuke 😤

Sasuke looked at Naruto, who was very drunk. The raven was very close to his limit as well. He didn't want to go all the way because already knew that they would go all the way if he were to get drunk. (Hehe I'm so funny I'm clown 🤡)

"Aye Sasukeeee, let's go to my *hiccup* housE! I don't live FAr...~" Naruto said sitting upside down on his chair.

Sasuke's eyes lit up. This was a great chance to see the blonde's current hide out, and if Sasuke was lucky, Naruto wouldn't remember ever showing him.

"Hn." Sasuke got up. "Let's go then," he said with a smirk.

They got out, but Naruto walked in the other direction.

"Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke asked frowning.

"To mah carrrrrrrrrrrrrr.." Naruto said, collapsing.

Luckily, Sasuke caught him just in time.

"Oh, well if it isn't Sasuke my boyfriendddddd, come 'ere come 'ere."

Naruto grabbed Sasuke's neck down to meet their lips together. Naruto bit Sasuke's lip for so he could start using that tongue, but the emo didn't open his mouth for shit bro 💔. Naruto pulled Sasuke away and started talking doodoo to Sas-uke.

"Sasuke you bitch ass mothertrucking whore ass slut, you didn't fucking let me do the French! What am I to you, a JOKE?" Naruto said all dramatically.

"Yes."

Naruto fainted because of how much that hurt his little wittle criminal heart 🥺.

"Wake up teme."

Naruto didn't.

"Dobe."

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"DOBE."

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"DOBE!"

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"Ugh, fine. Naruto-kun, please wake up!~" Sasuke said as seductively as he could.

Naruto's head jolted up.

"Where we at?! Oh, the parking lot.. Thought we were on our way to my house??? Who cares? Drive Sasuke driveeee! I'm getting impatient!!" Naruto whined.

"Ugh..." Sasuke carried Naruto bridal style to his black Lamborghini since the blond had somehow suddenly dozed off right after waking up.

Once inside, Sasuke shouted in his ear.

"WAKE UP NARUTO!"

"AH YOU BITCH ASS- oh the address, ****************, there you go!"

Sasuke was concerned for this dude. He woke up mad, realized they were going to his house, and got all happy. The fuck? Mans was DESPERATE to get laid 💀💀

Sasuke got his phone out and handed it to Naruto. Then he started driving out of the parking lot.

"Huh? Why you giving me your phone?" Naruto looked at the phone, tilting his head slightly. Then a smirk appeared on his face. "Ohhhh, I get it. You want my phone number..~"

Sasuke was about to slap him. Oh hell nah...

"Well you're gonna have to wait kitty. I'll decide if you can have it once we're on my bed."

Sasuke, once again, almost snapped. He stopped the car in less than a second. There was a slam, and once Sasuke turned his head to the right, he saw Naruto's head against the dashboard. He couldn't help but let out a small snicker.

"SASUKE YOU BITCH, THAT HURT I'M LITERALLY GONNA KILL YOU!" Naruto lunged across the tunnel console. Sasuke didn't have any space, so he was pushed again the door.

"Get off me you idiot," he looked down at Naruto. Naruto just took this chance.

"And what if I don't~?" Naruto smirked at Sasuke.

"I'll literally stab you in the chest twenty three times, thirty seven in the head, and ten in both legs. Once you're dead, I'll cut you apart. I'll blend your head, feed it to the lion at the zoo, and take the rest of the parts to a jungle and give them to a tiger. I'll have a smile on my face as I watch the tiger eat happily from a safe distance, knowing I sufficed for a living being's hunger. Also we're blocking the exit of the parking lot."

Naruto's cheeks flushed slightly. He had a feeling Sasuke wasn't lying about what he said..

"Ugh, fine you jerk. But only because it's not fun doing it in a car," Naruto fumed.

As Naruto sat back down on his seat, Sasuke smirked. He put his hands back on the steering wheel, and decided to play along, since he knew Naruto had only said it to hide his nervousness.

"Oh really? Well, you haven't tried it with me have you?" he glanced at Naruto for a quick second as he typed the address in himself, but caught him blush slightly. He couldn't tell if he was still drunk though, and that got HIM a bit anxious. They needed to get to this house fast.

"Well guess what Sasuke boy? I wouldn't try it either wayyyyy, you hella ugly with that butt-ducked hairstyle, like what? Who does that?"

Sasuke was both relieved and pissed at the same time. He was still drunk, but he had just insulted Sasuke's hairstyle. Oh was this dude going to get it.

Sasuke started speeding, but Naruto didn't mind. He liked the speed (Speedy Gonzales). Sasuke caught Naruto's relaxed face and just had to make a remark.

"Oh, so you like it fast huh?" he said, his eyes glued to the road. Of course, Naruto didn't want to lose, so he himself said something.

"Why does that concern you? Trying to get in my pants?"

"Maybe."

"Well good luck doing that."

"Oh believe me, I don't need it. I'm already at your house."

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I'm clown 🤡