Criminal | A Modern Day Narusasu

{ Chapter 23 }

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"Ah, so I see you managed to convert your anger into something more solid-" Sasuke dodged Naruto lunging at him, causing the blond to land on the floor.

"Naruto just chill. You're a tsundere and you can't change that."

"Oh yeah?" Naruto got up.

"Yes."

"Well then, I'll see you later SASUKE-SAMA." The blond sashayed out the room, and kind of slammed the door behind him. Sasuke smirked. As if Naruto could change. He laid back down on his bed and fell asleep.

Sasuke woke up in the late evening. His room was beautifully lit, which he smiled slightly at.

"Sasuke-sama.." Sasuke's head turned as quick as a flash, and saw Naruto tearing up. What the hell?

"Why are you crying..?"

"That's -fake sniff- the first time I've seen you -fake sniff- genuinely smile.." Naruto looked at Sasuke's blank face with a smile, which didn't disappear as the raven's face changed into something entirely new.

"NARUTO YOU BITCHASASS MOTHERFUCKER-" Sasuke sprung out of bed and cartwheeled to the blond. Naruto was too in shock to react, and was soon pinned to the wall, his right hand behind his back, face to the wall.

"You bitch." The raven was pissed (lmao). But, thanks to the yaoi Gods, Naruto realized the situation he was in and took advantage of it. The blond smirked.

"Mmm~ Sasuke~ Please be gentle.~"

Sasuke's brain crashed.

sasuke.exe has stopped working. Author is looking for a solution to the problem.

"Um, Sasuke-sama?"

"Don't call me that." Naruto smirked.

"Why not? I know you like it~"

"Naruto, if you continue to act like this, I won't be able to hold myself back. Now tell me, what were you doing at my door?" Naruto shivered. Not because of what Sasuke said, but because he had felt his breath on his ear. What happened to personal space? He blushed a bit at the limited space between them.

"I- um, oh yeah! I made pancakes for you senpai!"

"Ugh, now 'senpai'? You're going overboard."

"Whatever! Let's just go eat! Or would you rather have me for breakfast?~" Sasuke ran as fast as Sonic out the room. He couldn't deal with Naruto right now. So, he decided to go to HIS favorite spot, the sauna. It would probably take some time for Naruto to find where he was anyways.

Where did he go? That stupid model!

Naruto didn't have the slightest idea as to where Sasuke was. He looked from room to room, until he was finally in front of the sauna. It had been 30 minutes since Sasuke ran off, and Naruto was losing his patience.

He better be in here..

Naruto opened the door, and saw a very exposed Sasuke (no dur its a sauna). His muscles were very much noticeable, like, he was ripped, and his v-line was exposed. Sasuke was sitting with his head back, and music was blasting. It didn't seem as if the duck-butt noticed Naruto.

AHHH HALF NAKED SASUKE! I mean I'm not complaining, wait whaaaat? Omg his v-line is showingggg- no bruh stop thinking dirty, also what language is this? Spinach? I can't understand SHIT. Help me.

As the song continued to play, Naruto just stood in the doorway. Sasuke was WAYYY too in his feelings to notice anything, which was very unusual. Once the song ended, Sasuke opened his eyes and straightened up. Then he saw Naruto. The raven just sighed.

"What is it Naruto? Come here to be an uke?"

Naruto's eye twitched.

"I-I could be one if YOUuuu waAnTT..? Agh fuck it I will never be an uke especially not to you! Also, haha found you loser trash-"

"Oh shut up it took you thirty minutes lol-"

"No you shut up, also we have something to do today."

Sasuke raised his eyebrow. He was very much confused.

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

One of Naruto's veins became visible.

"ExCUSE me? Did you seriously forget?" The blond put his hands on his hips in a sassy way.

"Forget what." Sasuke honestly had no idea what Naruto was talking about.

"Sasuke I swear if you're lying I will not hesitate to stab you-"

"I'm not." Sasuke was a bit annoyed Naruto didn't believe him by now. Like, why would Sasuke pretend to be stupid?

"Ah, um then.." Naruto turned his head to the side and started to blush. He was scratching his head nervously.

"What is it Naruto." Sasuke was confused as ever. He legit didn't remember what Naruto was talking about, but the fact that it made him blush amused the raven. Naruto noticed he was smirking, and turned his head again.

No! You will not be embarrassed! You're an adult man! You can't be blushing at the fact of you and Sasuke going on a date! Even if he is supermodel material- STOP!

"Dobe, just tell me already you usuratonkachi."

"AGH FINE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME ON A DATE TODAY!"

Sasuke was surprised. He had forgotten something like that? He mentally face palmed. When he looked up, he saw Naruto blushing furiously. The raven smirked at this.

"Who's the tsundere now huh?"

"Oh shut up!"

"Nuh-uh-uh, I ain't gon take you on that date with that attitude," Sasuke said as he got up.

"Ugh, you're impossible.."

"Not as impossible as you," Sasuke blew a kiss at Naruto while winking. Naruto just blushed even more, so the raven left with a happy smile.

AGH HE'S GETTING IN MY HEAD! I CAN'T LET THE HOT BITCH DO THAT! Ugh, at least I'll have a chance to get info later.. Probably. If I'm not too busy staring at his picture perfect face plus body- UGH STOP NARUTO YOU DIRTY MINDED FUCKER HE'S JUST VERY HOT NOTHING ELSE! HE'S JUST, HOT. Me and my mind...

Take you dancing