Sasuke, son of the head of the police and one of the smartest detectives there are, is assigned to track down an escaped convict by the name of Naruto Uzumaki. Considering how simple it was to capture him in the first place, Sasuke assumes it will b...
"What the-" Sasuke sat up instantly, wondering what that noise was. He looked in the direction it was coming from and saw Neji's phone shaking like crazy. He looked farther away from it and saw Shikamaru on the Hyuga's lap. Sasuke sighed in disappointment and turned the phone off.
How did they not wake up- wait, what time is it? He looked at the time. 8:00 am. Eight-fucking-am. The trial/execution was at 11:00.
The blood drained from Sasuke's face.
It takes him EXACTLY three hours to get to the prison with this morning traffic. So naturally, Sasuke started panicking. He needed to get out of there fast, but he still had to shower and get ready. The more presentable he looked the better chance he would have to prove Naruto innocent.
"SHIKAMARU NEJI GET UP! YOU NEED TO GET READY IF YOU WANNA GO YOU HORNY FUCKS!" After he saw they were up, he RAN, and when I say RAN I mean RAN. He was literally Sonic as he showered, got into a suit, and fixed his hair. Once he was done, which was like 10 minutes or so later, Neji and Shika were also done. They were all about the same size, so the brunettes were borrowing suits from Sasuke. The raven wore a very dark blue one with a black shirt (duh), Shikamaru a black one with a white shirt, and Neji a fully white one. They didn't even put on their shoes, they just ran frantically to the car with pantuflas and put them on in there. Sasuke drove fast as fuck boi to the court house. He wasn't going to let Naruto die. He was innocent, and besides... Sasuke loved him. Duh.
"How did I forget to put my alarm.." Sasuke complained to himself.
"It's alright, we'll probably get there in time," Shika offered.
"Not with this traffic!"
"Come on Uchiha, don't be so negative. I can't guarantee we'll get there in time, but the least you could do is be positive about it. Remember to use that high arrogance of yours. Think of something like: "These bitches are too dumb to know how to solve a case so they'll take longer" or something. I don't know what you think," Neji said. Sasuke sighed in anger.
"Ugh, I might have to run there at this point..."
"We can all do that-" Neji remarked.
"OF COURSE! NEJI YOU'RE A GENIUS! If the traffic gets too bad, we can just run there!" Shikamaru said.
"In suits?" Sasuke scoffed.
Shikamaru:
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"I agree with Shikamaru. We all have good stamina and speed thanks to our chakra. I can use my eyes to locate where the execution takes place, you can Chidori the door, and Shikamaru can control everyone near Naruto with his Shadow Possession Jutsu thing," Neji planned out loud. Sasuke smirked.
"When did Neji get so smart.."
A visible vein appeared on Neji's forehead.
"Excuse me?"
"Aye aye, don't start fighting guys. I swear, we're already on our way to stop someone from dying, don't make this more troublesome than it already is.." Shika complained.
Neji and Sasuke both shut their mouth. Neji because he doesn't want Shika mad, and Sasuke because he wanted to focus on Naruto. They went on in silence for like 10 minutes, until Sasuke finally turned on the radio. It was set to a Bad Bunny station though so..
Neji burst out laughing.
"THE COLD AND STOIC UCHIHA IS LISTENING TO THIS? HAHA I WOULD UNDERSTAND ITACHI, BUT YOU? HAHAHAHA I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE-"
Luckily, there was a pull-over section, so Sasuke pulled over instantly, making Neji and Shika go a little forward.
"You will not tell anyone you hear me?" Sasuke threatened, looking into Neji's eyes with the Sharingan.
"I'm not scared of you Uchiha. Also, we're wasting time. Don't you wanna save your precious Naru?~"
Sasuke sped forward, pushing Neji and Shika to their seats.
"Only I can call him that."
"Sure buddy."
"Oh yeah, how would you like it if I called Shikamaru Shika-baby or something?"
Neji flinched. He really didn't like the sound of that. Sasuke smirked in triumph and started muttering along to the words.
"Yo perreo sola..."
"I'm surprised you know Spanish," Shikamaru remarked.
"So am I."
They drove the whole way just talking and listening to random crap.
10:38
"Will these bitch ass fuckers hurry the fuck up? I'm on my way to save Naruto here.." Sasuke was very stressed. The execution was about to start in like 20 minutes and the car had fully come to a stop due to the traffic.
"Let's run it."
Shikamaru widened his eyes at Neji's suggestion. He didn't want to run (even though he was the one who said it was a great idea). It was too ✨ T R O U B L E S O M E ✨.
"That's an insult to me Neji-"
"I don't care Shikamaru we're doing it you coming or not?" Sasuke cut him off. He was already halfway out the car.
"Ugh, what a drag.." Shikamaru got out, Sasuke and Neji waiting outside.
"Alright follow me." Sasuke turned into the damn Flash, the two brunettes not far behind him.
