Criminal | A Modern Day Narusasu

{ Chapter 18 }

After about an hour, Sasuke and Neji headed downstairs, just to find Shikamaru furiously pressing on his controller, while Naruto was trying to make him chill.

"Chill Shikamaru..." Naruto said, very much scared.

"Don't tell me to chill dumbass. I'm literally going against such a sweat, and what is my teammate doing? FUCKING HEALING, PIECE OF HOMELESS SHIT. I will literally break this piece of trash." Shikamaru was glaring at the TV. Sasuke was just watching anxiously. Shikamaru was almost out of mats, and the sweat was still going strong. (Awesome Fortnite Commentator I am huh?)

"Stupid bitch sweat literally 1v1 me after this motherfucker bet you won't you'll get clapped so easy you'll literally go crying to your mom you pathetic 12 year old like literally I bet you can't even get a real girlfriend like literally go into your home aka the dumpster literally dog water if you were a real dog, no dog would even drink from your bowl any dog would rather die of thirst than drink from your bowl like literally go help your dad oh no wait I forgot he left to go get milk when you were six and now you have a step-sis that doesn't even like you like stop trying to get in her pants you could never I bet she would prefer death than you like I bet you 10000 vbucks you won't win this so sweaty like literally-" Suddenly Shikamaru got shot and was at 1 HP. He held the controller so hard he was about to crush it. The screen started moving around hella quick. Shikamaru was building, editing, and shooting so fast you could barely see what was happening. Then, the Victory Royale banner popped up on his screen.

"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU BITCH HAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY SO TRASH I WAS SO LOW ON EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER GET WRECKED KID I BET YOU JUST BROKE YOUR MONITOR HAHAHA EVEN A NOOB COULD BEAT YOU!" Shikamaru yelled. He did take the elf in game and in real life. "KISS. MY. ASS."

The other three adults in the room were silent.

What the hell is wrong with him?

How and why am I friends with him again?

Hopefully he isn't that aggressive in bed...

Shikamaru calmed down after clipping that and turned around. He saw the three staring at him.

"I'm assuming you saw that."

They all nodded.

"AYEE LES GO GET WRECKED I GOT WITNESSES AS WELL I BET YOU WERE STREAMING AND JUST LOST BITCH"

Back to gamer mode.

"Okay okay, chill Shikamaru! It's just a game.." Naruto tried to calm him down.

"AND?! HE GOT SHIT ON MATE! LIKE LITERALLY FREE-ER THAN THE WORD FREE-"

"Please shut it pineapple.."

"SHUT UP DUCK-ASS!" Sasuke gasped. Neji held back his laughter with a small smile.

"OH YOU WANT SOME TOO HOTTIE?! PULL UP! GET OUT OF MY FACE NARUTARD" Shikamaru pushed Naruto off him, but gently since he still had some self-control.

"Oh believe me, I would love some of that.." Neji smirked as he looked Shikamaru up and down. This caused Shika to blush, which ended his gaming rampage.

"Whatever.." Neji approached the sofa where Shikamaru was standing next to. Sasuke knew all to well Neji would try to fuck him right there, so he proceeded to kicking them out. Sasuke looked at Naruto and gestured towards the two. Naruto caught on, and went towards them.

"Neji, pineapple, out," Sasuke demanded.

"Excuse me Uchiha?" Neji's head turned and glared at Sasuke. Sasuke didn't show it, but he was a tad bit fazed by it.

"Naruto now!" The raven and blond lunged to the Hyuuga and lazy genius just in time to grab them. Somehow they successfully got them out the house, but not before they earned multiple kicks from the both of them. Sasuke locked the door while he and Naruto slumped down by it. They exhaled, and looked at each other. They burst out in laughter, Sasuke being quiet, and Naruto loud. Sasuke hadn't felt this much amusement in such a long time, even when he was with Sakura. Oh crap Sakura! She was probably head over heels worried for Sasuke. He hadn't even broken up with her, and he was supposed to take Naruto on a date tomorrow!

"Um, Naruto?" Sasuke asked after they both stopped laughing.

"Yes Sasuke-sama?"

"Can we move the date to the day after tomorrow?" Sasuke asked, ignoring the nickname.

"Awwwwww why?" Naruto pouted.

"I have some important business to take care of tomorrow."

"Not as important as Neji and Shikamaru's..." They started laughing all over again.

"Alright, then. I'll see you tomorrow k? I need to go to sleep. Remember to clean up everything," Sasuke said as he stood up and walked upstairs to his room. Naruto stayed down, smiling to himself. A date with Sasuke.... Maybe it won't be so bad..

So one more time for Old Time's Sake 🤪🤪