evidence as to why i am the girl alex turner writes about

MARDY BUM

Well, now then, mardy bum
I've seen your frown and it's like looking down
The barrel of a gun
And it goes off  when im in a huff/being a bitch my face is so fucking sour, if looks could kill damn... and im quite regularly in a huff so. however this affect is ruined by the fact im 5ft tall
And out come all these words i say a lot of horrible things i dont mean and hurt people
Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around when im nice im rather sweet and usually evoke some laughs by being clumsy
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah OKAY SO STORYTIME: LS and I have literally had cuddles in the kitchen. he made me noodles and was really sweet when i struggled to eat them (i have an eating disorder and eating in front of him makes me really nervous as its like a fear of mine) but while they were cooking and we were in the kitchen he cuddled me, and we were fucking about, giggling, singing, and we were swaying in his arms and MY HEART NVISOBNSFJBNSFJGNRGHOWISHGJNSDVJSDVNSODUGHWORIH. however his mum was there on one time when we did this, on facetime to her friend. these women were A) embarrassing him (which honestly, these queens didnt even need to try poor boy went bright red) and B) fangirling. we were literally cuddling and these 2 grown women are WATCHING US and going "awhhhhhhhhh." fangirls, absoloute queens. i hope his mums alright as she is a queen (tho she apparently was expecting grandchildren from us so i feel kinda bad for her now nfushnfosignsjlkn) ANYWAYS yeah i really miss coddles in tha kitchen with LSTo get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away it was up up and away :(( life was so good and happy in that moment
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today
When you're all argumentative sometimes i do just get into a huge mood and start picking fights for no reason. yup. 
And you've got the face on resting bitch face gang wya?

Well, now then, mardy bum
Oh, I'm in trouble again, aren't I? 
I thought as much
'Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bare sometimes i have been so disappointed in him and i DO have a silent disappointment face however i dont use it very much cos im mainly proud of him for everything <333 FUCK IM A SIMP

And, yeah, I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state dis boi acc did miss his bus one time (where i live theres like barely any buses) n i was so upset cos i barely got to see him (it was on halloween) so i begged and annoyed my parents until i could go and see him and we began to watch the nightmare before christmas tho we didnt get past the Oogy Boogy song.
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh, when you say I don't care
But, of course I do, yeah, I clearly do fun fact: this bitch is insecure. so we also literally had these arguments where id be sobbing cos i didnt think he cared but he did. this lil debate subsided and then when we broke up he acted like he didnt care at all and it fukin broke me cos i was (am) so dependant on him. i did some really shitty things in this time and it nearly made us never speak again but we kinda sorted it out and now were friends still <33

anyway yeah thats my analysis of mardy bum, drop more songs in the comments for me to do if u want uhhhhhh doesnt have to be am <33

also dont take this too seriously, nothing i say is lies but i am obviously NOT who alex writes about 

also i dont own his lyrics, but i do own the anecdotal notes