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Quackity: Why did you give Y/N a KNIFE?
Schlatt: I'm sorry! They said they felt unsafe!
Quackity: But now I feel unsafe!
Schlatt: Sorry
Schlatt: ... do you want a knife?
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Y/N: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Schlatt: Wasn't Quackity with you?
Quackity: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Y/N: Fitness tip- never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Schlatt: Next time you're working out do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Quackity: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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*The group is getting into the car*
Schlatt: I'm driving.
Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!
Quackity, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-
Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Y/N: Blight, my old arch enemy.
George: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Y/N: I have a life outside of you, George.
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Y/N: Schlatt, Quackity, and I don't use pet names.
Tubbo: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Y/N: Honey?
Schlatt and Quackity: Yes, dear?
Y/N: ...
Tubbo: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Y/N: If you had to choose between Quackity and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Quackity: Schlatt!
Y/N: 63 cents.
Schlatt: I'll take the money.
Quackity: SCHLATT!!!
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Quackity: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Schlatt: You're a hazard to society
Y/N: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Y/N: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million diamonds?
Schlatt: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Quackity: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Schlatt: Good thinking.
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Y/N: I trust Quackity.
Schlatt: You think he knows what he's doing?
Y/N: I wouldn't go that far.
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Y/N: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Quackity: The cow???
Y/N: What?
Schlatt: Quackity, W H Y?
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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Y/N, joking: Schlatt's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Schlatt: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no f*cking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Schlatt: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With f*ckin pros!
Schlatt: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Quackity: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Schlatt: YEAH, QUACKITY. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH QUACKITY. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Schlatt: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SH*T OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Y/N: *Cracking up*
Schlatt: YEAH, QUACKITY. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you F*CKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Schlatt: WHAT ARE YOU F*CKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Quackity: ...
Y/N: Okaaay-
Quackity: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Y/N: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Quackity: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Schlatt: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Y/N I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN F*CK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Schlatt: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SH*T I SHOULD'VE-
Quackity: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Schlatt, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
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