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You guys get some more of these because I spend way too much time on the incorrect quotes generator! ENJOY!!!
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Y/N: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Schlatt: *turning to Quackity* How tall are you?
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*Quackity and Schlatt sitting in jail together*
Schlatt: So who should we call?
Quackity: I'd call Y/N, but I feel safer in jail
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The squad is trying to con Tubbo
Schlatt: Um, Quackity, why are you pretending I'm this kid's father?
Quackity: We need money!
Schlatt: You're scamming him?
Quackity: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Schlatt: What?! No way!
Quackity: Why not? We already stole Y/N!
Y/N: Hey guys
Schlatt: No, we didn't. Y/N can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Y/N: I wanna steal
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Quackity: Hey Y/N,
Y/N: Yes?
Quackity: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Where's Schlatt?
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Y/N: Here's some advice
Schlatt: I didn't ask for any
Y/N: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Quackity: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Y/N: Thank you
Quackity: I didn't say that was a good thing
Y/N: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Quackity: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Y/N: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Y/N: You're right.
Schlatt: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Quackity: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Y/N: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Quackity: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Schlatt: Where are you going?
Y/N: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
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Blight: What's up guys? I'm back.
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