I feel like y'all need some funny after last chapter, so here you go!
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Y/N: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
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Y/N: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f*ck
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Y/N: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a F*CKING THREAT
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Y/N: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Y/N: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Quackity: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Y/N: Doesn't work for getting out of a parking ticket, by the way.
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Y/N: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals
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Y/N, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Y/N: Goodnight moon.
Y/N: Goodnight tree.
Y/N: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see
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Y/N: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Quackity, (jokingly) attempting to flirt : Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs aren't extinct, right?
Y/N: Scientists believe birds are closely related to dinosaurs, now take your premarital kissing and leave
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Schlatt: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Y/N: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f*cking pissed
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Y/N: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake
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Y/N: Prime, give me patience.
Quackity: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Y/N: If Prime gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Y/N: You kill people for money?!
Schlatt : I can explain!
Y/N: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Y/N: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Quackity: Isn't that just killing people?
Y/N: Ah, technicality.
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Y/N: Someone will die.
Quackity: Of fun!
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Redemption's Overrated
Fiksi PenggemarY/N has been imprisoned in L'Manburg and is sick of literally all the people there. Then an election comes along, and with it, a powerful new ally. Deals are made, lines are drawn, and people are exiled. Freedom is finally reachable. This isn't a sh...
