gin: THIS STUPID DOG IS EATING MY NICKI MINAJ CANDLE & YOUR HARRY STYLES POSTER
you: OH HELL NAH WHERE YOU AT
gin: come quick! i'm near the black lake!
you: runnin and runnin and runnin
gin: runnin and runnin and runnin
you: YOU ARE NOT HERE
gin: YEAH SORRY HE IS TAKING ME TO THE WHOMPING WILLOW
you: #tomisourwhompingwillow
you: OK I AM COMING
gin: why does this dog have an airpod in one ear
you: dogs can't have airpods you silly goose🙄🤣
gin: JUST COME PLEASE
you: HERE
Lila was waving her arms frantically.
"I am here Ginny!" Yelled Lila. "Where is this stupid dog?"
"Here" She breathed out pointing to a big black shaggy dog that Ginny was holding on too.
"What are we going to do with you?" Lila questioned eyeing a big shaggy black dog while walking around it.
"Lila, dogs can't talk." Ginny spoke inspecting the dog
"don't ruin my moment, cheryl blossom."
The shaggy black dog looked at the two girls scared of what they were capable of.
They already threw him into the black lake. and he was beyond scared that they were going to do it again.
"How about we hang him on a tree?" Ginny asked Lila.
"No." Lila sighed and turned to face Ginny. "We need to do something bigger. This dog ate my one direction poster while he ate your Nicki Minaj candle."
"Let's give him a name," Ginny said. "How about Gilbert?"
"This isn't some Anne with an e type shit." Lila laughed. "Nah, how about pookie?"
"Perfect!"
The two girls walked in circles around Pookie thinking about what to do with the dog.
"I have an idea!" Ginny cried. "How about we lock him up in Snape's class! That would be a good punishment for payback!"
"Ginny you genius!" Lila agreed. While Ginny grinned.
Lila grabbed Pookie by its collar and dragged him into the castle.
"At least I have my one direction socks I guess," Lila said while pulling out her ripped 1D socks.
"Pookie is definitely a cardi stan." Ginny rolled her eyes. "Who else would eat a Nicki candle."
Lila and Ginny reached the castle with Pookie right behind them since Lila was still tugging on the collar.
The two of them reached Snape's classroom. "Lila, you drag pookie in while I open the door." Ginny spoke.
Lila nodded in agreement. Ginny opened the door quickly while Lila pushed Pookie in.
Ginny shut the door as fast as she could. Lila clapped her hands.
"Phew," Lila mumbled. "Now he won't eat stuff that doesn't belong to him!"
Ginny and Lila heard a muffled scream and looked in the window to see what was going on.
They both saw Pookie eating Snapes robe.
"Go Pookie go!" Ginny cheered.
"As Pookie should." Lila cackled.
"Who knew pookie wanted to get freakeyyyy." Ginny laughed.
"I lowkey ship pookie and Mr Norris." Lila said. "Want to set them up on a blind date?!"
"Is that even a question." Ginny laughed. "Duh!"
authors note! baes I am sorry for the tom slander ig
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