𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋¹- h.potter

six ❝draco hate club❞

you created a chat with parvati, padma, dean, seamus, neville, luna, gin, mione, billius, and harry

newt is hot

dean: oop- did she
lie.

luna: no she did not

gin: hii lunaaa☺️

luna: hello.

you: not the "."

billius: enemies to lovers
type beat😩

harry: like me and lila 🤩

you: ew

harry: playing hard
to get i see😉

you:

seamus: this is embarzzing
for you hazza

harry: you'll never know
until you try it

you: harry the poet

you: by the way i would
like to have a slow burn
friendship to relationship
probably like ron & heroin.

mione: *hermione

mione: also me & ron are
not dating.

billius: not YET

mione: why did
you create this chat?

parvati: for da spice

you: fr. hogwarts has no
spice except for the fact
that people are shipping
minnie & snape.

gin: mmm ok i'm going
to go throw up rq

neville: even worse than
that thing called dramione

you: minnie deserves better
than snape.

luna: mcgonagall literally
taught snape-

you: yup and that's the
spice.

dean: oh and let's not forget
there is a mass murderer on the
loose!1!1!1!

you: ew

billius: let's not make
lila uncomfortable<3

you: thank you billius😽

billius: ok hope🤗

padma: that sounds better
than billius though-

neville: i just wanted to
say that malfoy hair looks
greasy asf

neville: even the sorting
hat didn't want to touch
his hair :/

harry: ngl his hair
looks soft

mione: #drarry

harry: #lilry

you: his hair looks
chunky

luna: çhûńkÿ 👹

mione: do you ever
think why malfoy is
so mean

harry: because he is
related to lila.

you: i am the nicest
person ever

gin: except for the fact
that we literally locked
pookie in snapes classroom

you: we still need to get
him on that blind date.

seamus: tf is a pookie

parvati: you

padma: nah it's malfoy

mione changed the name to 'white caca hate club'

billius: don't disrespect
caca like that

dean: caca deserves
better

parvati: why do i feel
like if malfoy is hungry
he would just eat his
poop or smth-

harry added string cheese

you: EW

mione: REMOVE THAT
THING

string cheese: i am not
a thing🙄

neville: you are caca, that's
a thing.

string cheese: when did
longbottom get all brave

neville: once i realized
i'm a bad bitch🤑

gin: YUPPPPP

string cheese: why am i
here

you: let's ask harry😍

harry: to show you that
everyone hates you

dean: even the teachers
don't like him🤣

string cheese: haha.

string cheese: i have feelings
too.

you: that we don't care
about </3

luna: go back to telling
your dad about school
stuff since you can't handle
things by yourself.

snow white: idiots

string cheese has left the group

billius: aw sad anyways
what do y'all what from
mcdonald's.