twenty seven ❝toe hate club❞

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white caca hate club

harry: how are all of
you on this fine morning?

luna: it's the evening,
dumbass.

dean: terrible, i just
got my grades back...

you: you could always
go back in time.

seamus: you can't go
back in time though.

mione: you just got to
believe

billius: y'all are high.
you can't go back in
time?

padma: just let them
believe billius.

you: lol yeah imagine
going back in time.

harry: imagine going
back in time and trying
to save buckbeak

gin: just keep your mouth
shut sometimes.

luna: ginny! that is not
nice!

gin: oh my god, i am
sorry luna i'll try to be
nicer.

luna: the power i have

parvati: simp

neville: don't act like you
don't simp for lavender

parvati is offline

you: #pavender

harry: #lilry

you: cute

dean: DO YOU GUYS
SEE THIS?!?!?!?!?!

billius: NO I MUST BE
DREAMING

mione: did- did lila not
make a snarky comeback
at harry's failed attempt
at flirting?!?!

harry: i am getting better,
right?

you: sure

harry is offline

seamus: not harry screaming
into his pillow-

dean: you sure he isn't 👊🥩

dean: JUST KIDDING

dean: GUYS I AM JUST KIDDING
DON'T WORRY

you: don't worry dean, i
get your humor.

billius: they def still
have feelings for each
other

dean: i'm fucking gay...

mione: great going r*n,
once again you made a
fool out of yourself

padma: #romione

luna: #dramione 😡😡

you: #hagmione

neville: give this girl a
break- you are shipping
her with literally everyone
except for the lohl

mione: who is the lohl?

gin: ron, duh 🙄

mione: we will never be
together, ever.

you: rose and hugo say
otherwise.

billius: rose and a what
now?

mione: if i am having a
child i will never name
my child hugo.

harry is online

harry: i want to name my
kid, albus.

neville kicked harry

neville: wtf is wrong with
that dude.

you: he's def on crack

luna: harry tomorrow:

 gin: HAHAHA LUNA YOU ARE SO FUNNY

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gin: HAHAHA LUNA
YOU ARE SO FUNNY

gin: now marry me?

luna: sorry, but i will
have to politely decline
since we are very young.

you: as the musty man
said ...

you: "unless your cheese
or wine, age is not a factor."

billius: RECEDING HAIRLINE
IS SUS

seamus: THE HORRIBLE
GUITAR PLAYER IS SUS

parvati: THE EMMA WATSON
OBSESSED BITCH IS SUS

you: yes, the toe
slander

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