nagini is hot 😍
mione: lila, are you
okay?? i heard you scream.
and i am in the library ...
billius: same 😭 but i am
not even in the library
you: OMGOMGOMG
harry: WHAT ARE YOU
OKAY???
you: crdtuc jist gave me
hie numtrrrr
mione: huh?
billius: i think i can translate
but i don't speak lilaism...
billius: cedric just gave me
his number ?? ...
you: YES
harry: sharing is caring 😍
mione: ADD HIM
you: what if he think we are
just awkward 3rd years 😭
billius: the haters gonna hate,
hate, hate, hate, hate
you: baby, i'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
harry: LILA JUST ADD
HIM
you added hot stuff
harry: heyy cedricc ☺️
hot stuff: hey person i do
not have as a contact ... lila,
what is this???
you: a group chat 😐
billius: hey cedric! my name
is ron weasley. full name is
ronald billius weasley. i'm a fan
hot stuff: hey ron!
harry: i am harry potter, ya
know 🙄. like the chosen
one harry potter, & like the
one who survived the killing
curse harry potter.
hot stuff: oh hey ,, i went
against you in quidditch!
sorry about that fall i
tried to convince them
for a rematch.
harry: it's fine 🥰
harry: WRONG EMOJI
mione: i'm hermione granger.
hot stuff: hermione??? i only
ever hear lila call you herion.
you: what?? me?? noooo.
mione: well, it's a nickname
for me. but only lila can
call me that
you: YOU HEAR THAT BITCHES ,,
IT'S MY WORLD & YOU ALL ARE
JUST LIVING IN IT
harry: but I AM the main
character
you: going back to my
records, i believe not.
billius: soooo, cedric whatcha
doinnnnn??
hot stuff: well i just got finished
doing perfect duty ... i'm in my
dorm getting ready for quidditch.
you: pics or it didn't happen
mione: LILA! sorry for her
behavior, she can be ... bold at
some points.
hot stuff: that's okay. i like
bold girls.
you: XHXJTSUFFDU
billius: Z*E L*VERNE TYPE
SHIT.
you: when he likes me
mione: it's common knowledge.
billius: but people like z*e
l*verne, or t*ny l*pez don't
have the knowledge that we have 💪
hot stuff: well nice
meeting/talking to you all,
i have quidditch practice so i
will talk to you all later!
hot stuff: bye everybody!
hot stuff has left the group
billius: currently questioning
my sexuality right now
YOU ARE READING
𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋¹- h.potter
Fanfiction❝ what the hell is a ronald? ❞ in which lila black gets added to a group chat with the golden trio while her psycho dad is on the loose. 3rd year - prisoner of azkaban ©estorine
