𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋¹- h.potter

seventeen ❝boyfriends?❞

nagini is hot😍

billius: am i hearing this
shit right or am i hearing
that lila and dean used
to date...

you: i have a ... dark past.

harry: STDCUCU- what?

mione: but isn't dean gay ?? ..

you: yes. but we were dating
before he came out.

billius: why did you guys
break up???

harry: it's a good thing they
did.

you: well dean came out while
we were in the relationship ...

billius: that shit must've been
embarrassing

mione: is it awkward between
you two now???

you: no, since we are besties 🤞

harry: bEsTiEs 🙄

billius: ugh jealous all over again.

you: huh???

billius: fourth wall tings 😫

mione: i don't believe it isn't
awkward between you two.

you: no it really isn't.

harry: as it should be 🙄

billius added dean

mione: great going r*n,,
now IT IS going to be
awkward between them.

harry: hey ... dean ... 😾

dean: hey ... harry ... 😾

dean: why ... am ... i ...
here ?...

harry: i am asking myself
the same thing.

billius: i've heard some ...
stuff.

dean: did i forget to put the
muffliato charm again ???

you: NO- 😳

billius: lila, don't try to hide
your jealousy.

mione: r*n stop!

harry: someone remove
this chick 🙄

dean: woah woah woahhh, i
didn't choose to be here. ron
just added me.

billius: lila is being awfully
quiet. don't ya think??

you: yes because i don't like
social interaction.

mione: that's a lie. she went
up to a stranger in hogsmeade
& starting blasting 'be happy'
in someone's ear.

you: as you know i have a ...
dark past.

harry: this was a week ago.

you: okay? one week ago was
PAST, so therefore it was in MY
past 🙄

dean: bitch, unless there is
some major tea tell me why
i am here.

billius: so, i have dug up
some information.

billius: by digging up i
mean eavesdropping on
cumbledore & minerva.

billius: and from what i have
gathered up from the conversation
is that, you & lila used to date.

billius: is that true?

dean: NO DON'T REMIND ME
OF THAT PHASE OF MINE

dean: no offense to lila, you
were an amazing snogger

harry: YOU GUYS HAVE
SNOGGED?!?!?!

you:

harry is offline

mione: chill shawty.

dean: as i was saying, no
offense to lila but she was
an amazing girlfriend.

you: i like compliments,,
compliment me more.

harry is online

harry: you're cute lol

dean: ... ick straight people

harry: I AM A RAGINING
BISEXUAL

dean: oop sorry

mione: may i ask when did
you start dating,, & how?

you: of course mione🥰

billius: simp

you: we started dating in
second year when tom riddle
& i were playing tag around
the castle or some shit.

you: i fell & then dean caught
me & it was like some wattpad
story.

harry: our story could be
better 🙄

dean: anyways, i need to fix
my wand because obviously
my muffliato charm isn't working

billius: thank you for filling
me on this information.

mione: thank you for being
patient

harry: thank you for nothing

dean: you just mad that i pull
all of your hoes 🥺

dean: goodbye everyone 👋

dean is offline

you: oop was he wrong 😳

harry: rawr