twelve ❝marauders❞

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nagini is hot😍


harry: lila? why are
you walking around in
the corridors at 3 am ...

you: the real question is
why are YOU awake,,
and how do YOU know?

harry: marauders map😚

you: what are marauders?

harry: i don't know really,,
but it says moony, wormtail,
padfoot, and prongs...

mione: ridiculous names.

billius: shut up heroin

mione: hermione😤😤**

you: personally i like
heroin better🤷‍♀️

mione: fine,, roonil.

harry: well roonil, you
have been in the prefects
bathroom for over an
hour,, with this dude
named peter.

you: ron is there
something you would
like to tell us ???

mione: we won't judge!

billius: tf ??? i swear i thought
i was alone...

billius: unless this is some
horror movie type shit...

billius: someone pick me
up!

you: you have legs, use
them.

harry: now that i think
about it🤔 i remeber seeing
peter in the same bed as you...

you: ron, explain.
evidence is right here.

mione: ron it's hard to come
out,, but we are here for you🥲

billius: writing's✍not👀that💥easy🍑 but🤯Grammarly🤓can🤠help👨‍💻this🕵️‍♂️sentence👤is😨 grammatically🤐correct🙄but🍑it's🎨wordy😎and😝hard🤬to🤭read👩‍🏫

you: CODE RED CODE
RED

mione: what?!

harry: she got caught
by snape.

you: i'm back!

harry: how?-

you; i told him he was dreaming,
then he mentioned something
about a lily and waked away.

mione: lily???

you: i don't know 🤷‍♀️ he just
kept mumbling lily while
walking away ...

harry: peter is on top of
ron now,, yak ron's getting
that gluck gluck 9000😍

billius: no one is on top of
me except for scabber,, &
no, sadly i am not.

mione: sadly you say...😏

mione: oh no i'm sorry
i did not mean to send
that.

harry: caught in 4k📸

you: ron,, just asking are
their water jets in the
prefects bath ???

billius: yeah, there are
water jets in this tub. why?

you: i'm going to call to
make a reservation.

mione: oh to to see
without my eyes👩‍🦯

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