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nagini is hot😍

harry: hello people
i am alive i am alive

billius: ok??

you: what do you want
us to do???

harry: recognize how i
survived that fall.

you: that was funny

mione: oliver drowned
himself in the shower

you: NO WHAT NOT MY
FAVORITE YT BOY

harry: he didn't even drown

billius: he is not a youtuber

you: 🤦‍♀️

harry: but if he was it would
just be him showing off his
brooms and teaching how
to play quidditch.

mione: i know for a fact
that he wouldn't share all
his secrets though so he could
still be the best quidditch
player.

you: spot on

harry: my broom broke😢

billius: that literally came
out of no where.

mione: aren't you rich? bitch
just buy another one.

mione: nonononono

you: chill

mione: i said a bad word!

harry: congrats!

mione: i have been hanging
out with lila too much!

you: that's why your sense
of humor has gone📈📈📈

billius: all of ours have

harry: thanks lila for making
me more funnier

you: i'm a queen like that

unknown has joined the chat

unknown: you are

billius: WOOF BARK

unknown: rawr

you: hello

mione: ma'am, sir, whatever
you would like to be called.

mione: how did you get in?

unknown: plugs💉😈🩸

harry: they be bussin

unknown: harry potter

harry: that's me or wtv🙄

unknown: i don't like you

harry is offline

you: yes humble him

unknown: you are
lila black

you: * bl*ck, but it's fine
people make mistakes😆

unknown: that wasn't a
mistake.

you: it was but it's fine😀

mione: she doesn't like
being called by her last
name because it reminds
her of her lunatic father

mione: respect that😡

unknown: *hot lunatic

billius: not wrong lol

unknown: oh ron weasley,
your room is really cold
you should turn the heat
up.

billius: that's what i have
been telling dumbledore,
but he keeps on saying he
needs it the most.

unknown: we do not stan
dumbledore here.

you: i like whoever you
are. what's your name?

unknown: oh umm it's

unknown: emily

you removed unknown

you: we are not having
any emily's in this group.



authors note!
sorry to all the
emily's😔

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