you: the point is that i don't have to live with morgan anymore
gin: why??? i kind of liked it, you locking her up in her room & that stuff
gin: no more facetime fights with that thing 💔.
you: i'll give you its number,, post it on the dark web
gin: bet, but now WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE
gin: you could always stay with us if you need too...
you: i'm staying at the lupin cottage 😛
you: HE IS MY FUCKING DAD
gin: & WHAT THE FUCK, what happened to sirius black???
you: well you see, lupin and my dad were actually very ✨ intimate ✨ so basically i have two dads.
you: but one is a runaway prisoner.
gin: well wow, you have a very interesting life
you: says the one who got possessed by tom riddle
you: tom riddle really found out about everything about your life since your dumbass decided to write in a diary that you randomly found.
gin: don't remind me 😭 i was talking about luna in there.
you: simp
gin: for luna 😍 & bestie don't act like you aren't getting all cozy with harry
you: oooh who said that?
gin: me
gin: HOLD UP- did you see that tag shipping you & hermione???
you: NO??? who created it?
gin: the first post is with this username 'snuffles' ???
gin: the same username posted something about how harry potter is a cum bucket ??? whatever that is.
you: plankton tease 😜
you:
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you: look me in the eyes, & tell me he doesn't look fine right here.
gin: 🎶 but i can't see straight anymore 🎶
you: wanna touch some grass with me???
gin: you know it <33
authors note! I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TAG PEOPLE BECAUSE THE NAMES AREN'T SHOWING UP BUT I AM GOING TO TAG MY FAVORITE GIRL SCOUT @-kylahhh idfk if it is going to come up or not
