Peculiar | Identity V Oneshots [ON HOLD]

♚♢ Cheese! [Various + Reader]

Author's Note: I just want to say that I'm SO sorry for the lack of updates for almost 5 months. Lately my interest in IDV has been dropping (the gameplay itself, not the lore), and my Genshin Impact brainrot has been getting worse... Hopefully I won't take as long to think of another story ಥ‿ಥ

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"A harmless prank..." you said to no one in particular, as you tried to come up with the several ways you could mess with your fellow survivors. No matter what you thought of, they'd either be too extreme, too boring, or practically impossible to pull off.

Now, why were you thinking of this? Lately, the manor has been quite boring ever since everyone unanimously agreed that they should take a break from all these hunting games. The boredom practically kept your inner gremlin awake at night.

With absolutely nothing coming to mind despite the countless hours of staring into the distance dramatically, you decided to take a midnight snack. Your food of choice? Shredded cheese.

"Good god, hopefully no one sees me like this..." You shuddered at the thought of anyone catching you like this.

It was at this very moment that the most stupid idea popped up: leave bits of cheese in front of the doors of random rooms and see how they react the next morning. A prank that was both simple and harmless, you decided to pull it off.

Deep down you had a feeling that you would get caught by somebody. With this, you looked around and saw a conveniently placed mask. Quickly, you wore it,  prepared the cheese, and made your way to your victims.

[A few moments later...]

You made it to your last stop, the room of the one and only Lucky Guy, Guy of the Luck, Luck of Guys. Is his name really just Lucky Guy? Nobody knows...

To your shock, as you were dropping the cheese, the door opened and revealed Mr. Lucky. You gasped, he gasped, everybody gasped, even the author gasped.

Not wearing his glasses, he was barely able to make out your figure. His first instinct was to scream at pitches you could only dream of reaching, "INTRUDER!"

This is the part where the skills you've gained throughout your time of boredom come to help. You (somehow) quickly crawled away at speeds similar to that of a horse in a derby race.

Despite your athletic prowess, several doors started opening and you knew you couldn't make it to your room. What did you do? You hid inside of a conveniently placed pot. Congratulations, the blessing of the talking pot has been bestowed upon you.

"...so where's the intruder?" Ganji asked, looking at Lucky Guy.

Looking all around him, he could only say, "Th-they crawled away! But I swear! There was an intruder!"

You could hear them say and you sighed in relief, only before realizing that some of your other victims may have woken up. Once the voices died down, you peeked up and took a look at the rooms of your victims to see that the cheese remained untouched.

"Phew, thank you plot convenience!" You said before finally sneaking back to your room.

"You're welcome!" I say as I attempt to explain how your victims in particular didn't wake up from Lucky Guy's melodious screaming.

[The Next Morning]

A harmless prank...