Peculiar | Identity V Oneshots [ON HOLD]

♚♢ Smurfs [Various + Reader]

"Oh shucks" was all that came out of your mouth as you were running away from who you assumed was the 'Hunter'.

You didn't really know why you were even running, the explanation 'Fiona' gave you was pretty vague. Furthermore, you didn't even know why you were here in the first place. Five minutes ago, you were just in your room, on your phone, watching your favourite series on Netflix.

How did you get into this predicament? Let's rewind time to around five minutes ago...

[Flashback]

You were in your room, watching Bobsponge Circlepants, a show you loved watching as a kid. That is until you received a call from... Fiona Gilman?

What.

Did you even know a Fiona? How did she get your number? Is this some assassin who was hired to kill you? Wait no that would just blow their cover...

"Hello?" You, being the brave person you are, said after answering the call. There was no response, but for some reason you could hear magical sound effects.

"Um... Is this some kind of jo-" You were cut off when you fell into a portal that apparently formed underneath you while you were trying to get a response from this Fiona.

You opened your eyes and found yourself in some kind of church. "What in the- who are you?" You looked to your right and saw a woman with a hood... And horns? Were those real? Were you high right now?

"I could ask you the same thing, but I'm assuming you're the Fiona Gilman that called me on my phone?" You responded.

"You know what, I'll explain later, right now we need to hide" she said.

'Hide? Hide from what? You're in a church. What was there to hide from?' you thought to yourself but decided to follow her anyway.

Once the two of you were in a safer spot, Fiona explained everything about the 'game', the 'Survivors' and the 'Hunters'. "If you have the sudden feeling of impending doom, and you see an unusually large being coming your way, try shouting and telling us who it is," she said.

"Anyway, I need to go set up portals in case we need an escape route, goodluck!" With that, she left you alone and ran into an area full of broken walls.

'What a bizarre game' you thought to yourself. Suddenly, you felt and heard your heart beating fast. It was so loud you could practically hear boss music. Is this what she meant by the feeling of impending doom? You turned around and saw a woman with white hair, slightly blue skin, a red dress, and... A glass shard?

'This must be the hunter, but how do I describe her?' You wondered as you ran out of a shack with several gravestones.

White hair, Red clothes, and Blue skin... There was only one character who could perfectly fit this description and that was... "THE HUNTER IS PAPA SMURF" you shouted, hoping the others would hear you.

"Excuse me, what?" the lady in red said and suddenly stopped moving

[Present]

"Oh shucks," you said out loud and continued running but stopped when you realized she stopped too, "hey wait, you can talk?"

"Huh? Of course I can talk. What makes you think I can't?" She replied.

Still shocked for some reason, you hurriedly thought of a reply and said, "Well, unlike you, my esophagus seems to be in one piece."