Bnha Incorrect Quotes [Slow Updates]

Incorrect Quotes Part 41

Midoriya: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Bakugou : Midoriya, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Kaminari: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Bakugou : No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Kaminari: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Bakugou : Alright, what's 30x17?

Kaminari: 47

Bakugou : That's not even close.

Kaminari: But it was fast.

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Midnight : You know those things will kill you, right?

Aizawa, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Nezu, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

13: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Midnight , setting down a card: Ace of spades

13, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Hizashi, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Aizawa, trembling: What are we playing

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Tokoyami : Listen, I can explain...

Ojiro : You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

Shoji : You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

Ayoma: You guys are getting paid?

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Tokoyami : Shit.

Ojiro : Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Shoji : OH MY GOD AYOMA FELL OFF!!!

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Nejire : Mirio and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Tamaki : *Sighing* What did Mirio do?

Nejire : He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Mirio: Who wants a steering wheel?

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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*