Incorrect Quotes Part 50

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What's This Parody ft very drunk villains

From the Nightmare before Christmas
(not mine. I don't know who to give credit to so if you know pls tell me so I can give them credit)


Shigaraki: The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck? I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit fake
But what the hell did I just take?
The fuck?

Dabi: The fuck? The fuck?  
What’s making all that noise?
The fuck? They sound like squeaky toys 

Toga: The fuck? I’m pretty sure this
Powder is all crack
Since I am chasing after midgets
That are riding wind-ups bear-back 
What the fuck? 
The fuck?

Twice: It’s like I’m in a war-zone
With the way these lot attack
If they keep building weapons
I doubt I’ll ever make it back

Dabi: There’s ice on every window
To hide they’re mocking me within
I’d have frozen in this wasteland
If I had myself some skin

Shigaraki: Oh, look. The fuck 
They’re hanging pesticide. Why kiss?
That shit is poisonous. Insane!
They’re gathering the troops  
To discuss tactics ‘round a sacrificial fire!
The fuck?

Toga: The fuck?
In here! Why kill that little tree? Go green!
I mean, that’s such a waste! And why?
It’s like they want to bind the branches up in wires

Twice; Those lights will probably catch fire
They must not see the hazard
I thought that fire safety mattered
That will go up! That will go up!
And wouldn’t that just be my luck? 
The fuck?

Shigaraki: Oh damn, what now? 
I wanted to observe
But now, I’m looking like a perv
I swear, I’m not but since I’m here and they’re
Asleep and none of them will make a peep
I guess it’s fine to quickly creep here~ (Sigh)
The fuck?

Dabi: I must be really high now
To be running on a ledge
If that blasted wind kicks up again
I’ll be falling off the edge 

Toga: I think I’m gonna pinch myself 
To see if I will wake
But if this is just a dream
Does that mean I can eat this cake?

Twice: The sights, the sounds
They’re everywhere and all around
I’ve never felt so crazed before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I’m gonna have to blame the drugs

All together: I want out, oh, I want out
Oh, gotta get me out of here 
I’ve got to go! I’ve got to go!
And sober up ‘cause this is weird
WHAT. THE. FUCK. 

All for one, just checking in: You are all a disgrace.

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