Incorrect Quotes Part 39

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Tokoyami: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Jiro: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Momo isn't

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Sero please come to the front desk?

Sero, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, points to Kirishima and Kaminari: I believe they belong to you?

Kirishima and Kaminari, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Sero: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Shigaraki : WHY. why did you give Dabi a KNIFE?!

Toga: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Shigaraki : Now I feel unsafe!

Toga: I'm sorry.... would you like a knife?

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Kurogiri : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Shigaraki : Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Kurogiri : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

All for One: edible

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All Might: While I'm gone, Hizashi , you're in charge.

Hizashi : Yes!!!

All Might, whispering: Aizawa, you're secretly in charge.

Aizawa: Obviously.




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Kirishima: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Bakugou: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!


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Kaminari: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.


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Bakugou: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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