Incorrect Quotes Part 47

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(found this on Tumblr and thought it fit perfectly lol)

One Random Day



Extra #1: Man, what's it like having so many cool older siblings?

Eri:

Extra #2: I'll bet they're so smart. I'll bet they teach you all sorts of neat stuff.

Eri:

Eri: *remembering the scene she stumbled onto yesterday*

Kaminari [pointing]: What is the flavor of plain ice cream?

Mina [clutching a bag of shredded cheese with dark circles under her eyes]: It's 4am Kaminari.

Kaminari: WHAT is the flavor of plain ice cream.

Mina [unimpressed]: .....vanilla-

Kaminari: vANILLA is-IT'S A FLAVOR! OKAY?

Mina:

Kaminari: So TAkE the VAniLlA out, WHAT DOES ICE CREAM TASTE LIKE!?

Mina: *walks out of the room*

Kaminari: Do you know what I mean? Do-DO you know what I mean?

Kaminari [gesturing wildly]: Because VANILLA is a FLAVOR-

Bakugou [stomping from his bedroom upstairs]: AY SHUT THE F**K UP

Kaminari: But wHAT IS IT WITHOUT THE VANILLA!?

Mina [screaming in the distance]: NO ONE CAAAAARES!!

Tokoyami [from his perch on top of the freezer]: The absence of flavor takes us back to the base materials, the origins if you will, which are water, milk, and rock salt. Therefore plain ice cream tastes like watery salt milk.

Everyone else: *violent screaming*

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