Bnha Incorrect Quotes [Slow Updates]

Incorrect Quotes Part 57

Mha as things I found on Tumblr:

Y/n in countless Wattpad stories:

Pokemon theme song as she walks past all the boys and goils she collected along the way

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Bakugo: What did you do?

Y/n: I'll tell you but you can't be mad at me

Bakugo: What did you do

Y/n: Ok first I was minding my own business-

Bakugo: BULLSHIT

Y/n: I WAS

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Y/n: Remember when someone insults you it takes 42 muscles to frown

Bakugo, annoyed: and?

Y/n: but it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker.

Bakugo, heart eyes:

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Ochako: What is your biggest fear?

Iida: Oh I'm arachnophobic

Y/n: You don't want spiders to get married?

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Iida: Father passed this lady her drink and she said, "Thank you, sir... well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore, since it's a pronoun" and he literally looked at her like 😐.

Iida: He's now very worriedly asking me if he "looks like a conservative."

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Bakugo: What's with the cast around Deku's arm?

Todoroki: He broke his arm.

Bakugo: Well duh. How?

Todoroki: He ran into a solid object.

Bakugo: That's hilarious! What, did he run headfirst into a wall?

Todoroki: Close enough. He ran into All Might.

Bakugo, chokes on his own laughter:

Todoroki: Don't laugh, Deku's embarrassed enough. All Might's in Recovery Girl's office with him now and he can't stop apologizing for it.

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Tsuyu: Hey Deku, how are you?

Deku, doesn't know if he wants to say good or okay: I'm gay.