Bnha Incorrect Quotes [Slow Updates]

Incorrect Quotes Part 54

If I was in Mha part 2

Me: Do you think the LOV takes online applications?

Eraserhead: No

Me: How do you know?

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Me, crashes through the window: I am here!

Shigaraki: the fuck?

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Me: If I'm made if 60% water, why don't I evaporate? Back to the drawing board science nerds.

Kaminari: It's because we are covered in a meat suit, duh.

Me: Makes sense. You're so smart.

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Me, hands a printed out meme to Aizawa: It's you.

Aizawa, looking at the meme: Why are you like this?

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Me, decked out in the latest All Might merch: Missing anything, Endeavor?

Endeavor: Give me my credit card back.

Me, making another online perchase: Never!

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Me, whispering: Hey, Todoroki.

Todoroki: Yes?

Me, showing Endeavor's credit card: Wanna hang out with your friends? It's on me.

Todoroki: Say no more.

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Endeavor: Have you seen Niko?

Aizawa: No

Endeavor: Are you sure?

Aizawa: Yes

Endeavor, leaving: If you see her, tell me immediately.

Aizawa: You can come out now.

Me, popping up from under his podium: thanks

Aizawa: No problem. Now leave

Me: understood

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Me: Hey Shinso. Could you do me a favor?

Shinso: What kind of favor?

Me: Can you use your quirk to make Bakugou profess his love for Deku over the intercoms? I think it'd be funny.

Shinso: No.

Me: I'll buy you a cat.

Shinso: Where is Bakugou?

Me: yass

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Bakugou, over the intercom: My name is Bakugou Katsuki and I am in love with Midoriya Izuku.

Me, in Class 1-A to see their reactions: Who knew that would happen? I certainly did not.

Everyone in the class: what?

Aizawa: Niko what did you do?

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Nezu, pouring tea: Why did you do it?

Shinso, holding his new cat: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Me, petting the cat: Me neither.

Nezu: Seems legit. You can go.

Shinso and Me: Thanks

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Iida: Where are we going?

Todoroki: Everywhere.

Ochaco: I don't have money for that.

Me, dripping in my new All Might merch: I gotcha fam

Midoriya: How did you afford all that?