Bnha Incorrect Quotes [Slow Updates]

Incorrect Quotes Part 9

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
Bakugou: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Midoriya: ...I did. I broke it.
Bakugou: No. No you didn't. Kaminari?
Kaminari: Don't look at me. Look at Kirishima.
Kirishima: What?! I didn't break it.
Kaminari: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kirishima: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kaminari: Suspicious.
Kirishima: No it's not!
Sero: If it matters, probably not, but Jiro was the last one to use it.
Jiro: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sero: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jiro: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Sero!
Midoriya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Kacchan.
Bakugou: No! Who broke it!?
Kirishima: Bakugou...Mina's been awfully quiet.
Mina: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Bakugou: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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