Bnha Incorrect Quotes [Slow Updates]

Incorrect Quotes Part 55

If I was legit in MHA part 3.

Me, if I was actually in Mha: where's my dog?

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Me, after getting hit by something and losing my glasses: I can't see! Has anyone seen my glasses. I feel like Velma over here.

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Me, after somehow getting captured by the villains: y'all seem nice

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Me, after attempting to get Endeavors credit card: Help! I'm on fire!

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Me, after slapping the shit out of Monoma: Ow. My hand.

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Me, after asking Shigaraki if he has heard of chapstick: Another one bites the dust.

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Me, after pissing off Bakugou: Guess I'll die.

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Me, after meeting Mineta: This is just sad. Not even he wants me :(

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Me, if I was leggity on my tiddies in MHA: I'm lost.

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Me, waking up in an anime: bruh

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Me, doing something extremely stupid: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

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Me, stalking Shinso: You look nice.

Shinso, just trying to live: Go away.

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Aizawa: Where is my sleeping bag?

Me, in said sleeping bag: I have no idea.

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Shinso, doing literally anything:

Me, watching him: You're doing great babe.

Shinso, looking into a camera: I have no idea who that is.

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Midoriya, in his house: Where did my favorite All Might hoodie go?

Me, wearing the hoodie: my bad

Midoriya: How did you get in here?

Me: I just wanted to meet your mom. She won't let me leave.

Inko, holding a plate of cookies: Stay here for as long as you want.

Me: Well, I can't leave now.

Midoriya: I don't blame you.

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Me, giving a random finger: I got you a present :D

Toga: Thank you :)

Shigaraki: Where did you get that?

Me: Idk. Some random guy.

Dabi: Where's mine?

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Me, calling Endeavor: Is your refrigerator running?

Endeavor, pissed off: Stop calling me!

Me, before hanging up: I'll talk to you same time tomorrow.

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Endeavor, complaining to Shoto: Why does this annoying child keep calling me?

Shoto, who was in on it: I have no idea.

Me, who was invited over: Me neither.

Endeavor: YOU!!

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Me: How does it feel to be second best at everything in your life?

Endeavor: Get out.

Nastuo: Why don't you stay for dinner?

Shoto: Why don't you stay forever.