Incorrect Quotes Part 52

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If I was in MHA:

Me, looking at Endeavor: So, what's the weather like up there.

Endeavor: go away

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Me, fangirling over Eraserhead: *continuous squealing*

Eraserhead: let me sleep child

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Me: Wear the green shirt it matches your hair

Midoriya, getting ready for a date: How did you get in my room?

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Me, in a whisper: You smell delicious

Bakugou: Get the fuck away from me you extra!

Me: Never!

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Aizawa, looking at an exam paper full of doodles of him: I expected more from you.

Me: that was your mistake

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Kaminari, doing finger guns: Wanna go on a date this weekend?

Me: Sure

Kaminari: Wait. What?

Everyone else in 1-A: that worked?

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Me, shoving a cross in his face: The power of Christ compels you!

All for One, sarcastically: Oh, does it? Does it compel me?

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Me: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Aizawa: Thank god.

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Me: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Mineta: Are you calling me short?

Me: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Me: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes......And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Mina: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Sero: So did their neck.

Bakugou: Marry me.

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Toga: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Dabi: *cuts piece of cake*

Me: ...Can I have some?

Toga: Cake is for talkers.

Shigaraki: That's not gonna work

Me: What do you want to know?

Shigaraki: O.O

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Midoriya: We all have our demons.

Me, grabbing Tokoyami: This one's mine.

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Me, imitating Bakugou: DEKU!!!!

Midoriy, looking in confusion: yes?

Me: ARE YOUJ BREATHING? STOP BREATHING!!!

Midoriya, looking even more confused: ??

Me, sharp inhale: Deku, Did you just blink your eyelids? How dare you. Everyone knows I'm better than you. You better get that in your head right now.

Bakugou, realizing what I'm doing: I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!

Uraraka: yes, you do.

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