Steven Really Now?

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Steven: The capital of Washington State is Seattle!

ThatCoolFriend: Wrong! It's Olympia!

Steven: The capital of Utah is Ogden!

Me: No, it's Salt Lake City, you dope!

Steven: The capital of Missouri is St. Louis!

themysticalqueen: No, it's Jefferson City!

Steven: Darn it!

themysticalqueen: Dude, you're totally stupid! Sorry, but it's the truth!

Trevor: Know this, moron! If you get the capital of my state wrong, which happens to be New Hampshire, I'll beat you up! You know what the capital of NH is?

Steven: *gulps* Um.......

Trevor: We're waiting!

Steven: Um, is it Portsmouth?

themysticalqueen: *imitates a buzzer* Wrong!!

Trevor: It's Concord! You know what this means, right?

Steven: *gulps* Yes.

Trevor: *beats Steven up*

Steven: *getting beat up by Trevor*




This story was written on Wednesday, March 10th, 2021.

A/N There is no hope for this clueless idiot! No hope! 😑 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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