Me: *gives everyone their snacks and drinks*
themysticalqueen: I'm so excited for the movie!
Diane: Yes, when you compare this to movie theater food! We don't have to pay a dime! *laughs*
Steven: Can we start the movie, please?
Trevor: Just wait, man! Jeez!
Steven: *grunts*
SkittishReflections: *sitting down on the sofa* This is gonna be fun! *eating her Cheetos*
Steven: Aren't you gonna wait, till the movie starts?
SkittishReflections: Shut up, and mind your own business! *still munching on her Cheetos*
Steven: Fine.
Shawn: *sitting down*
themysticalqueen: *waiting for me to sit down with her* Waiting for you, babe!
Me: Hang on! *puts the Major Payne DVD in* Now, it's time for the movie! *shuts off the lights and sits down with themysticalqueen*
themysticalqueen: *smiles at me*
Me: *smiles back at her*
Movie: Bad To The Bone! Bad To The Bone! B b b b b bad!
Injured Soldier: My arm! I been shot!
Major Payne: Let me take a look at that! Want me to show you a little trick, to take your mind off that arm? Here, give me your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. *bends the injured soldier's finger* Yee!
Injured Soldier: My finger! My finger!
Major Payne: Works everytime!
South American Soldier: You had better give up, Senor! You can't kill us all!
Major Payne: No, but I can clean out your colon with extra guacamole sauce! *points a gun at the soldier*
All Of Us: *laughing hysterically*
Steven: *only one not laughing* This wasn't really funny.
Trevor: Shh!
Time skip......
Movie: *cadets running in dresses*
Major Payne: *sings* Used To Be Sampson Now I'm Ann!
Cadets: *sings* Used To Be Sampson Now I'm Ann!
Major Payne: *sings* Gotta Earn My Right To Be Called A Man!
Cadets: *sings* Gotta Earn My Right To Be Called A Man!
All Of Us: *laughing hysterically*
Steven: *hissing* Trying to watch the movie!
Shawn: What did you expect? This is a comedy! It makes us laugh!
Miss Walburn: What are the boys doing in these dresses?
Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show!
Miss Walburn: I thought we had a talk about this negative kind of reinforcement. Weren't you gonna be my big helper?
Major Payne: Well, they started it.
Miss Walburn: We'll I'm stopping it. *tries to blow his whistle*
Major Payne: Don't touch the whistle! *blows it* Alright, ladies! Head off to your barracks, take off them dresses, and fold them up neatly! Let's move it!
Student: You should shave your legs!
Brian: Shut up!
Major Payne: Good day, Miss Walburn!
All Of Us: *laughing hysterically again*
Steven: *growls frustrated and covers his ears*
This story was written on Friday, March 12th, 2021.
A/N This is definitely a good movie night! We're just laughing, and Steven is complaining! 😂😂😂😂😂 Major Payne is a funny movie!! Enough said! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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