Steven: *goes on eHarmony and talks to a woman from New Jersey* Hey, baby!
Theresa: Hi!
Steven: Are you single?
Theresa: Yes, what about you?
Steven: Yes! I am 39!
Theresa: I'm 41! I'll be turning 42 in June! Where are you from?
Steven: Texas, originally, but I now live in Connecticut.
Theresa: I am from New Jersey. I would love to meet you!
Steven: Me too! Where in New Jersey are you?
Theresa: Monmouth County. What do you like to do? Like, what are your hobbies?
Steven: I tell jokes!
Theresa: Ah, that's cool! Are you like a professional comedian?
Steven: No. My friends say my jokes are weak and stupid.
Theresa: Don't listen to them! They're just a bunch of losers! They're not true friends, if they think that way!
Steven: Exactly!
Trevor: Whoa! Get off my computer, Steven! And, just what do you think you're doing?
Steven: *lies* Um, talking to my friend in New Jersey!
Trevor: You're on a dating site!!! *mocks* Is she your girlfriend?
Steven: Shut up, and mind your own business, Trevor!
Trevor: Telling me to shut up, and mind my own business? I know just what you need! *beats up Steven for telling him to shut up and to mind his own business*
Steven: *getting beat up*
This story was written on Sunday, March 21st, 2021.
A/N I honestly don't think that Steven's online relationship won't last! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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