Author's Note

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Hey guys, so if you read this, this is going to be long, you can skip with the top tab where all the pages are, this isn't that important:













So I wrote this page to tell you I'm wasting your time, and I want to give you my opinion on scammers :D

1. : failing to reach an acceptable standard : POOR
a bad repair job
b : UNFAVORABLE
make a bad impression
c : not fresh : SPOILED
bad fish
d : not sound : DILAPIDATED
the house was in bad condition
2a : morally objectionable : EVIL
bad men
b : MISCHIEVOUS, DISOBEDIENT
a bad dog
3 : inadequate or unsuited to a purpose
a bad plan
bad lighting
4 : DISAGREEABLE, UNPLEASANT
bad news
5a : INJURIOUS, HARMFUL
a bad influence
b : SERIOUS, SEVERE
in bad trouble
a bad cough
6 : INCORRECT, FAULTY
bad grammar
7a : suffering pain or distress
felt generally bad
b : UNHEALTHY, DISEASED
bad teeth
8 : SORROWFUL, SORRY
feels bad about forgetting to call
9a : INVALID, VOID
a bad check
b : not able to be collected
a bad debt
10 badder; baddest slang
a : GOOD, GREAT
one of the baddest songwriters to be found anywhere
- Black Collegian
b : TOUGH, MEAN
the baddest guy on the block
not bad
: fairly or acceptably good
She eyes the other girls' clothes. A bright orange skirt. Good. A black cocktail dress with a gold belt. Not bad. A white dress with a blousy, frilly top. Hideous.
- Karl Taro Greenfeld
: quite good or impressive
For the second time in three games, Patrick Roy blanked the Dallas Stars. Not bad for a player who insists he is not a shutout goalie.
- The New York Times
bad noun
Definition of bad (Entry 2 of 3)
1 : something that is bad
There's more good than bad in him.
Take the good with the bad.
2 : an evil or unhappy state
Things went from bad to worse.
3 : FAULT sense 2
the mistake was my bad
bad adverb
Definition of bad (Entry 3 of 3)
: BADLY
not doing so bad
doesn't want it bad enough
1. : failing to reach an acceptable standard : POOR
a bad repair job
b : UNFAVORABLE
make a bad impression
c : not fresh : SPOILED
bad fish
d : not sound : DILAPIDATED
the house was in bad condition
2a : morally objectionable : EVIL
bad men
b : MISCHIEVOUS, DISOBEDIENT
a bad dog
3 : inadequate or unsuited to a purpose
a bad plan
bad lighting
4 : DISAGREEABLE, UNPLEASANT
bad news
5a : INJURIOUS, HARMFUL
a bad influence
b : SERIOUS, SEVERE
in bad trouble
a bad cough
6 : INCORRECT, FAULTY
bad grammar
7a : suffering pain or distress
felt generally bad
b : UNHEALTHY, DISEASED
bad teeth
8 : SORROWFUL, SORRY
feels bad about forgetting to call
9a : INVALID, VOID
a bad check
b : not able to be collected
a bad debt
10 badder; baddest slang
a : GOOD, GREAT
one of the baddest songwriters to be found anywhere
- Black Collegian
b : TOUGH, MEAN
the baddest guy on the block
not bad
: fairly or acceptably good
She eyes the other girls' clothes. A bright orange skirt. Good. A black cocktail dress with a gold belt. Not bad. A white dress with a blousy, frilly top. Hideous.
- Karl Taro Greenfeld
: quite good or impressive
For the second time in three games, Patrick Roy blanked the Dallas Stars. Not bad for a player who insists he is not a shutout goalie.
- The New York Times
bad noun
Definition of bad (Entry 2 of 3)
1 : something that is bad
There's more good than bad in him.
Take the good with the bad.
2 : an evil or unhappy state
Things went from bad to worse.
3 : FAULT sense 2
the mistake was my bad
bad adverb
Definition of bad (Entry 3 of 3)
: BADLY
not doing so bad
doesn't want it bad enough
































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Maybe.














I lied, this is kinda important.

I just really thought this page wasn't AS important...

Sorta







⚠️I put that stuff there for no reason lol, page 6 is here, funny violence warning⚠️

























Dave walked into the kitchen of the Pepperoniria the next day, in an outfit that looked overly stylish for him...
The kitchen was in ruins of mold and weird mounds of what looked like spoiled cheese, that if you touched it, it'd feel like the surface of a dusty brick.
"Ah! Good morning David!" Ronaldo said, turning a fryer on next to him for god knows what.
"Morning Ronaldo," Dave replied, trying his best to hush the annoyance in his voice.
Dave looked around the kitchen. For some strange reason, all the knives seemed to be gone...
"Oh-ho! Why so formal today?" Ronaldo spat, literally, getting on food around him.
Dave scowled a bit, this man was disgusting, he couldn't even keep his kitchen sanitary, nothing about his plan was going to make regret surface. Everything about this man made his blood boil like the steaming oil in the fryer.
"No reason" Dave said through gritted teeth "say, what happened to the knives in here anyways?"
Ronaldo's normal smile crashed into an anxious frown.
"The boss said to dispose of them since he's found out that in the past they were used for some... Violent tasks"
He stuttered "why are you asking?"
Dave sighed, of course, Jack must've tipped him off, now that makes his job a LOT harder.
"Alright, I need it to try and pick a lock," Dave lied. (How the fuck would you pick a lock with a knife)
"What lock?" Ron said, taking a nervous step back.
Dave thought about all the doors with locks on it, and only one came to mind, and that one was brand new.
"The saferoom," Dave replied
"But you have your badge,"
That's true.
"Alright, out of shear honesty this time" Dave said, stepping towards the chef. "I want it to kill you."
Ronaldo's eyes widened, fear filling him to an unhealthy amount.
"You're just a big problem, you're the only one that knows what's going on!" He said maniacally.
Ronaldo looked into Dave's eyes, a sudden feeling of realization kicking him.
"You used it, oh god no..." Ronaldo muttered.
Dave cackled.
"Yup!"
The chef looked in his apron's pockets frantically, looking for an unknown item.
"No use," Dave sighed.
Ronaldo looked up and saw a medium-sized green velvet bag dangling from the purple man's hands.
"You were always around" Dave scowled, "it was so FUCKING ANNOYING!!"
The chef took a few steps back, his eyes still locked onto the pouch.
"My god.." Dave said "it's going to feel almost pleasurable killing you."
Dave dropped the bag into fryer, a satisfying sizzle replying. The chef's eyes filled with pain, as he quickly pushed Dave out of the way of the fryer. He looked into the steaming liquid, the small pouch being dissolved from the heat. Unexpectedly, a hand grabbed the back of the chef's head, and thrusted it into the burning liquid. A muffled scream followed with air bubbles came from the fryer, the yellow liquid starting to fill with a dark black looking substance. The chef fought only for a small time before going completely numb, a crust forming around his face from the muck that cluttered the oil. Dave's eyes swirled with the colors of purple and white. An evil grin grew onto his face, almost like it was there to try and hide all the built up laugher inside. He took his hand away from the dead body, letting it fall limp onto the ground in a contorted mess. Dave brushed his hands together and turned around to take a breath, only to see a paralyzed man staring from a distance.
"My word, this is harder then it needs to be," Dave groaned in frustration "and I never knew you could not smile Matt..."
Dave looked next to him, seeing a fresh bear bottle next to him, must've been Jack's. Gotta hurry in that case.
"Better make-do with what I have."
He grabbed the bottle and smashed it onto the counter, making a sticky mess, and a very, very sharp bottle. Dave looked back at Matt, an unnatural happiness in his expression...

















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