JJBA Headcanons

𝖁𝖎𝖗𝖌𝖎𝖓

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.
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Jonathan:
"Oh dear, well that's good, we'll save ourselves until after marriage." He smiled gently down at you and took your hand before leading you to the garden. It's the late 1800's he's a good boy who follows the social requirements in that era.

Speedwagon:
He wasn't, obviously. BUT after he changed his ways because of Jonathan, he'd be delighted to make a fresh start. "Ah, well, I'll show you a hell of a good time, won't I, love."

Joseph:
"Haha! Well, baby, aren't you lucky to have me in your beautiful life! I'll show you a damn good time!" It was Joseph, what'd you expect? He's good with the ladies and he'll be gentle with you, maybe.

Caesar:
"Carina, it does not matter, I'll be as gentle and as passionate with you when you're ready." Also, it's Caesar. Slept around bro. He'd probably just wait till you ask him so you're not scared.

Jotaro pt. 4+:
"...okay? I don't see how that matters... but I'll be gentle." He didn't care all that much. Obviously he wasnt, he has already had jolyne. Whenever you were ready, he was there to walk you through it.

Polnareff:
"Mon amour! I am glad you told me, my beautiful doll. I will make your first time something you never can forget!" It was polnareff, like Joseph said, the head down there does the thinking.

Mista:
"Really!? Well, mama, you're in luck 'cause the doctor of your special case has just arrived." You laughed at him and he was like, "what?" He wasn't a virgin obviously. But he still waited he didn't rush you.

Jolyne:
"So..do you like...masterbate? Because I am too and I got caught once doing it so we're not doing that again." She was genuinely curious, she masterbated because she's never had the experience and she just wanted to know, man.

Hermès:
"What? Do you want to fuck? Porque we can go if you want?" Sweet mamas was too a virgin. After she was put multiple times in jail, she really never had the chance to do so.

Johnny:
"Okay. What do you want me to do about it? I can't feel my dick." I actually don't know how he would urinate if he's cant feel his dick. But obviously he's not a virgin.
After SBR: he'd totally fuck your brains out, but not so much it could hurt you, Yk?

Gyro:
"I can help you with that, bambina." OBVIOUSLY HES NOT. IF HES DOWN TO FUCK HIS PATIENTS, HES DOWN FOR ANYTHING OBVIOUSLY.

Josuke:
"Do you want me to....you know...sleep with you?" I don't think josefumi ever had sex so i believe josuke is a virgin. You'd be amazed what his four balls and package can do.

Mamezuku:
"What? Sweetheart come here, it doesn't matter, I'll take it, if you'll let me." Hes a grown man of course he knows what he's doing.

Dragona:
"Huh? Well... me too..." He was very bashful about it. I feel like he was also a virgin, just bc of his femininity and girls finding it weird/ men finding it weird. Idk what his sexuality is cononically 😭