JJBA Headcanons

𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚞𝚜.
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Jonathan:
He knew when you snapped at one of your maids. You were always kind, even to people who worked for you and who mistreated you. One day, your maid accidentally pulled your hair while doing it, and you just went off, and that's when he knew you were being manipulated by Dio.

Speedwagon:
You were as brutal as him when it came to the slums and it left him dumbfounded. You were never like that, so why were you bashing some poor bastard's head in?

Joseph:
He knew when you predicted his moves. He was baffled, you were smart, but not his level of smart so what the fuck.

Caesar:
You flirted with him in Italian and he was like 'yo wtf'. You didn't know Italian...

Jotaro:
You became clingy and he instantly knew that it wasn't you because your relationship cherished both of your boundaries and you broke your own and his

Polnareff:
You begged him to not visit his family's grave every morning and it set him off. You always enjoyed going down to the flower shop and picking out flowers for his sister.

Josuke:
You told him his hair was god awful and he punched you. You loved his hair and so he was like 'tf u just say to me, hoe?'

Okuyasu:
You just kept insulting him. You called him stupid, you called him ugly and said his cooking was awful, which isn't true. He was so hurt and he went to josuke who told jotaro to deal with your bitch ass.

Giorno:
HE FOUND YOU SMUGGLING A BAG OF DRUGS INTO HIS MANSION AND HE LOCKED YOU UP. He didn't let you out until he did the research and found the stand user controlling you.

Mista:
You made sure to make his day awful by giving it an abundance of fours. Four dollars, four kisses, four sandwiches. He had a heart attack and ran to tell giorno that you were possessed by the devil.

Jolyne:
You were cold and detached and shoved jolyne off whenever she came to hug you. You loved her hugs

Hermes:
You were getting tired of Hermès always talking about her families restaurant. She knew you always wanted to buy it back so y'all could have a nice business like she had before.

Johnny:
You called him "Johnathan" or "Jojo". You didn't know his real name 😦

Gyro:
You also called him by his real name, he's never told anyone other than Johnny so he instantly called you on your shit and called you sus.

Josuke:
You asked him about the rokaka fruit and tried to slip it in the conversation and he was confused because you weren't involve with it.

Mamezuku:
You asked him to move houses, and he said no. So you tried to set fire to the fruit farm he had beneath and uH that didn't go well

Jodio:
Tried setting him up for failure by trying to report him to the police for selling drugs and heists

Dragona:
Told him to dress more like a man. He went to his younger brother and cried a lot, it hurt coming from someone he loves.