JJBA Headcanons

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𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚓𝚘𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍𝚜
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Jonathan, Erina, Speedwagon, and Zeppeli:
- Be prepared to have a magnificent Christmas!
- bro it's like a whole ass family.
- Jonathan and Erina would be decorating the manor with nice flowers and some wreaths. They didn't have Christmas lights so they had beautifully colored candles scattered everywhere.
- Speedwagon and Zeppeli would be talking and in the lounge as the servants made everyone treats and whatnot
  - once everything is finished, they'd sit in the lounge and start singing Christmas songs, wether or not they're invented in their time era.

Joseph, Speedwagon, Erina, Lisa Lisa, Caesar, Suzie Q, and Smokey:
- they'd all go back to New York for Smokey and erina :)
- they'd get a beautiful manor just to celebrate, but most of the time was spent out in the streets taking in the scenery and the snow.
- at times they would go Christmas caroling, but end up with Joseph and Caesar bickering about who sang better.
- erina would need to go home due to her old age, sadly.
- she'd sit in her chair by the fire, while everyone else sat on the floor around her. She would tell them about her young love stories with Jonathan and then they'd open presents.

Jotaro, Avdol, Iggy, Polnareff, Joseph, Kakyoin, and Holly:
- of course, they'd celebrate it the way they usually do in Japan.
- but since most of them aren't Japanese, they'd have some other traditions.
- It would be the only time jotaro is openly grateful to have them all. Especially his mom because his dad..yk, isn't fucking there. He'd help his mom, along with kakyoin, bake a Japanese Christmas cake, which is a sponge cake with whip cream and strawberries. He'd order a bit of kfc to keep the tradition, but only a little to make room for Avdol's meal.
- Avdol brought some fata, which is a soup with lamb meat, and some other ingredients. He'd also teach the others the songs of praise.
- Polnareff would bring a Yule log made out of cherry wood, pour red wine over it and burn it in their fire place. He'd set up candles around to set the mood :)
- and Joseph would get help from holly and kakyoin to set up his traditional American decorations.
- iggy would be laying around but occasionally climb into someone's lap and lay there, allowing them to pet him just for that day.
- holly would be delighted but automatically get a little sad because her husband isn't there, and they'd all cheer her up.
- the only time jotaro actually fucking teared up was at this time, he was so fucking grateful to have them all in his life.

Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi, Yukako, Joseph, Jotaro, and Rohan:
- ✨Japanese tradition✨
- It was mostly KFC and some more Christmas cake. But jotaro would decorate wherever they are with American decorations for Joseph.
- Joseph would sit by the fire like erina did, but he was more frail than her.
- he'd tell them stories about him and Caesar, him and the crusaders, and tell them about erina and about how she used to do this.
- rohan would sit back and just sketch out the environment while sipping a glass of wine
- Yukako and Koichi were more lovey dovey, since Christmas was seen as more as a romantic type of holiday. Basically it was treated as a family and a romantic thing (like how Valentine's Day is celebrated here)
- josuke and okuyasu would be sitting in front of the fire on the floor while playing some type of board game
- jotaro would be smiling and thinking about how his crusaders and him celebrated it.

Giorno, Abbacchio, Buccellati, Narancia, Fugo, Mista, and Trish:
- Since Giorno became don, they had an entire fuxking house to celebrate Christmas at.
- he'd send everyone home, except his family of course
- they'd go into the lounge in front of the fire place and burn a Yule log :)
- they'd bake a panettone and eat it infront of the fire place and tree with a warm cup of hot chocolate.
- narancia would mess around with mista and sing some American Christmas songs
- Giorno would've used golden experience to decorate the place with plants, even the Christmas tree was alive :')
- Abbacchio and Bruno was relaxing on the couch, enjoying some panettone with some wine while watching narancia and mista sang.
- Fugo sat on the couch too, but he'd be reading a book, occasionally looking up at the two boys.
- Trish leaned on Bruno's shoulder and just smiled. She was able to celebrate Christmas again. With her new family.

Jolyne, Ermes, Anasui, Weather Report, Foo Fighters, Emporio, and Jotaro:
- they're not in prison, totally
- Jotaro and his wife would've taught jolyne some Japanese Christmas traditions, but more American traditions bc yk jolyne lived in Florida. So she made some Christmas cake and got help from anasui to decorate
- Ermes brought tamales, since she's a Mexican American. She made them herself since she didn't have any family :(
- emporio was the one who decorated the tree, he was very happy since he'd NEVER celebrated it before, he was helped by weather report bc aww

Johnny and gyro:
- these cowboys didn't have anywhere to celebrate Christmas, sadly
- so they camped
- they bought each other Christmas presents and just hanged
- it was the first time Johnny had called gyro by his real name directly. He had thanked him, and that he was grateful for all that he had taught him. For changing Johnny for the better.
- gyro smiled, wrapped his arm around Johnny's shoulders and said "you're welcome, Jojo"

Josuke, yasuho, mamezuku, and the rest of the Higashikata family:
- some more Japanese traditions!
- it was a giant family just at the Higashikata estate, even mamezuku was there, josuke had invited him bc he's like a teacher to him
- they ordered a LOT of fried chicken bc it was a big family. Norisuke, Jobin, Hato, Joshu, Daiya, Josuke, Yasuho, Mamezuku, Tsurugi, god dammit even the maid Kyo.
- it was huge. There were piles of presents around the tree.
- the only noticeable thing about the whole thing was Joshu trying to get with Yasuho since Christmas was a romantic and a family holiday.

Jodio and Dragona:
- not much is known, I just Can imagine him watching movies with dragona
- and he gives dragona dresses :) and dragona gives jodio like. Idk. More rap albums and stuff