JJBA Headcanons

𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒

☆
𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜
☆

Johnathan-
He definitely likes singing before a game

Speedwagon-
He thinks he's all that when he's aboutta kill his victim. He'd crush them under his boots and just spit on them.

Dio Brando-
He loves birds. Because they're mean like he is.

Joseph-
He never got used to his stepfather, Yk the actor Lisa Lisa married, so he just hesitantly called him pops, until he took Joseph to a screening of a new drama that just came out. He loved it.

Caesar-
He actually wanted Joseph and or Lisa Lisa to train his future children. But alas that never happened.

Kars-
He genuinely thinks of Santana and Wamuu as his children, but only started to grow cold the longer they couldn't find the red stone of Aja.

Jotaro:
He actually despises dolphins. They're rapists, who in their right minds would favor them after finding that out? He actually likes whales because they're big and they just go with the flow. (And he likes to tell people who's playing with seafoam that it's actually whale sperm cuz it really is.)

Polnareff:
He lives in a small cottage core house by the countryside by himself. It's the house he grew up in and he's gonna honor his family by living in it till he had children, but that also never happened.

DIO:
Pet shop was his favorite because he was a bird.

Josuke:
He'd definitely try to freestyle with okuyasu.

Okuyasu:
He slurs his words like a cowboy. "S'not." "Ain't." "Nothin'." "S'fine."

Kira:
+ points if you have a bracelet and rings. Jewelry makes him go Mmmmm

Giorno:
He blames himself for everything that happened before he became boss.

Mista:
He prefers thicker mamas. It's just the truth.

Diavolo/doppio:
Doppio genuinely has an attraction to women, while Diavolo is just there for the sex. He couldn't give fewer shits about romantic feelings. Not to anyone, maybe doppio but that's because Diavolo's the caretaker of the DID system

Jolyne:
She didn't want to trust anasui and "love him" because he was a man and men have always done shit to lose her trust. She just trusted weather because he helped her beat that one bitch with the anti-gravity stand.

Hermès:
She doesn't have any more family in America, the rest of it stayed in Mexico when her dad immigrated to Florida. She wants to take jolyne to Mexico because jolyne has never been outside of Florida except to New York, which is sad.

Pucci:
He believes that there is no such thing as a coincidence. I love that joke bro.

Johnny:
He says yeehaw.

Gyro:
He probably had children with the girls he slept with over the years.

Diego:
He may be a man himself, but he doesn't trust other men, which explains why he's a cunt to Johnny and gyro but works completely fine with Hot Pants.

Josuke:
He genuinely could care less about the Higashikata family. Maybe a little for Norisuke because he helped him, but other than that he has no problem using them for his gain.

Mamezuku:
He really enjoys his time with josuke. It's like having a child, kinda.

Toruu:
He's a gaslight gatekeep girlboss, minus the gatekeep and girlboss part.

Jodio:
Despite being a lil thug, he probably likes cute things like his star hair clip. He also most def likes Sanrio

Dragona:
Probably fucking hates Sanrio